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Word. 21 was by far my best birthday ever. Although thats not saying much from a girl raised a Jehovah Witness almost half of her life. but I got to start off lounging about the beaches of Malibu with Jeff and Sandals, had two fancy dinners with both parents (the perks of a broken home), and ended the week with a night out of getting shit faced with all my friends, taking pictures of myself wasted and pissing in a dirty dive bar bathroom with no toilet liners. Everything a 21st birthday should be and more. Except I didnt puke.



BIRTHDAY PEEE!!



You look so beautiful sitting on the toilet! Only a Princess could be so sexy sitting on the can