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I hope it's you and not your nerdy boyfriend who came up with it



Warp the only boyfriend Tierney's ever had is the one she invented to blame for that digusting toilet of hers. Same as she invents tales of me visiting her website and invents invisible friends named papercut to do her griping for her.

With such an elaborate fantasy life, I truly wonder if Tierney's able to distinguish between fantasy and reality. The more she surrounds herself with imaginary friends, the harder it will be for her to becime a fully grown adult.

And the toilet will never get clean.