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#275035 - 09/14/07 01:01 PM
Death of a another Myspace Obscene Page
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Porn Jesus
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Bornyo's myspooge page went up in cyber-smoke...who turned his ass in to the spooge patrol????
** Da Burg's Non Sequitur Post-within-a-Post\"Who Cares?"/Secret Ceara Lynch Porn Point of Interest & Perversion Post - POST disguised as a poll but really is a Hard Uppercut to Jeff's symbolic sexual ego (i.e. in this case his Chin) ** : Why is Peter North Ceara's Favorite Male pornstar?
A) He has nice hair.
B) Ceara's Favorite Male name is Peter.
C) He own's a Soft serve Ice Cream Kiosk in Reno, Nevada, in the mall connecting the El Dorado and Silver Legacy Casinos, and Peter often gives free (Vanilla only) Ice Cream every full moon to the aged 8-12 year old children of Meth-and-Gambling addicts in the greater Reno-Tahoe area. (He finds that this arrangement, every now and then, also yields a desperate-yet-still-hot-enough MILF to star in his vids....he simply hands out applications with the napkins to the MILFS dragging their kids up to the stand for dinner before the 8 o'clock pm Slot tournies.)
D) He is a good listener
E) Fill in your own Reason
What type of gift does Jeffrey give Ceara for her Birthday if she is a fan of Peter North...? One can only imagine the damage such imagery will cause our young XPT charge as she blossoms into full whoredom.
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#275036 - 09/14/07 04:40 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Why is Peter North Ceara's Favorite Male pornstar?
Maybe she fantasizes about his gay sperm swimming in circle jerks on her face? 
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#275038 - 09/14/07 10:40 PM
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#275039 - 09/16/07 06:00 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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Maybe she fantasizes about his gay sperm swimming in circle jerks on her face?
Is that so wrong? 
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#275040 - 09/16/07 11:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Maybe she fantasizes about his gay sperm swimming in circle jerks on her face?
Is that so wrong?
See, when I first read this I thought Ceara had posted "That is SO wrong." But alas I was disappointed...she clearly is hopelessly Corrupt because of the freakish nature of this mans's Ejaculation Powers.
Apart from Ceara herself going to any lengths to explain what and why and how such a thing turns her on, let me offer the following scenario(s) and Idea(s) to further stoke your imaginations, and perhaps, in the hands of a capable Erotic Artist like Holly, stoke something else too...
Imagine young, not so innocent CEara at home, opening ALL those Peter North 30 second MPEGS; She has 15 to 20 open Windows Media Player files all playing 30 second Pop Shots of Peter North....over and over (she sets them all on repeat!) Can you see Ceara, all bunny-eyed, semi-hypnotized, with a look of lust on her face and even a faint smile as she watched OVER and OVER the penis of Mr North Firing huge loads at various targets. This is Ceara's Vicarious Bukkake experience....she is imagining she is ALL 15-20 of those faces getting blasted by the North Pole. So naturally, Horny as all hell, Ceara masturbates while watching this spectacle. That's where HOLLY comes in, capturing on film BOTH the imagery Ceara is watching, as well as Ceara's actions to get herself off while watching THE pornography. It is a "new", underexploited theme and erotic Niche, Women who are just as much into Porn as men are and who regularly masturbate to it. The next logical step is to film women watching Porn and then simultaneously ACTING out what she saw people doing the night before on DVD....
<Another, BETTER scenario filmed with either an actress who LOOKS like Holly, or the real mccoy....I mean Randall, THE REAL RANDALL>
It's Late night in Holly's Office, everyone has gone home except workaholic Holly, who has NOT been laid in 6 months and is both grumpier, more tired AND more horny with each passing day. Her phone rings and it is her intellectually stimulating yet hopelessly weird friend Burg, who enthusiastically suggests they go out for "Mock Turtle Soup" (codename for Burg's world famous Lamb Chops which he is verbotten to mention on XPT....er....) Holly politely declines, citing a "Headache in her stomach", and Burg wishes her well and says he'll have the chops delivered. Whatever. Holly finds on her desk a conspicuous package in a plain brown envelope. It is a copy of a DVD Movie, "DiaBolic's 2-on-1 #25" ... Holly shudders when she see's the explicit, Splooge saturated DVD cover pictures (it is entirely B-B-G scenes) and scoffs "Gonzo..." She figures this has something to do with the AEE/AVN awards so she dutifully plops the dvd in the player while she packs u her bag to leave.
<15 minutes later into the tape, the first B-B-G scene is coming in for a landing, Holly is leaning back in her favorite White cushion "Thinking Chair", her bluejeans are undone in the front and the zipper all the way down, and Holly's perfectly manicured hand is working her panties into a twist. Holly's initial disgust and disdain for Gonzo is now bonafide Lust. She is past the Point of No Return and will see this tape and masturbation session throught to the end.
During the filming of "Holly" masturbating to this hot, raunchy Gonzo flick, the camera catches her doing typical things a porn-whacker-offer will do: Rewinding (and using her TOES to hit rewind when you are too far gone to stop with the hands), reviewing certain scenes 2 or 3 times, pieces of Dialogue 2 or 3 times; masturbating to climax, then relaxing a bit until the next scene that strikes your fancy kicks in and starts your engines all over again.
As I said, the next logical step in a "Women Who Love Porn" series would be getting the female masturbation subject to ACT out some of the things she has seen. In this case, our workaholic subject (Holly or someone else) books a vacation in Portugal on the coast. She goes for two weeks, with the intention of finding 2 attractive men to double team her and fulfill her fantasy "Just like they did in the movie." You could even have a potentially erotic-yet-funny scene in the hotel room after she picks up the 2 men, where she shows them the scene(s) from the Movie and says ("I want YOU TWO to do this to ME"....assume potential language barriers amidst the discussion of "One Cream pie in my ass, and one in my Pussy...which one of you wants to cum in my ass?" and you have comedy gold on top of realistic, erotic sex.)
Fuck, I AM BORED!
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#275041 - 09/17/07 04:38 AM
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Why is Peter North Ceara's Favorite Male pornstar?
Maybe she fantasizes about his gay sperm swimming in circle jerks on her face?
Burg, I think it's a dodge.
From all the available evidence --the "career" choice, the invented boyfriends, the utter contempt with which she holds the male gender-- it's clear that Tierney is an angry, man-hating dyke. Even her first appearance on the scene at AEE '06, she was there to play rough with Ashley, not for any male porners.
Obviously, for professional reasons, she needs to maintain a facade of heterosexuality. At heart, the losers she gouges all hope beyond hope that someday if they're really good and do everything she demands they'll get to fuck her, or at least cop a furtive feel. Maybe. That would all go out the window if they knew she was a carpet muncher. So she puts up a front: invents a boyfriend, poses for a few pics, posts here. And, of course, proclaims a fondness for certain male porners.
I think Cramwell was on to something regarding her choice. I think what we're seeing is simply an act of solidarity amongst the "children of the rainbow." Tierney is doing nothing more than supporting her fellow homosexual. Nothing wrong with that, of course. But she should be honest about it here, amongst her friends. Lord knows she has none in real life. She spent her 21st birthday at home, drinking alone.
My only question is: As her cottage cheese ass rapidly expands, how long will it be before Tierney forgoes the frilly things for flannels and a buzz cut? I'm giving it six months, max.
Yup, Tierney can make a good living "playing it straight," as it were. But if word got out about her sapphic sympathies, she'd be left with a room full of shit in a bag and no-one to buy it. That's my take, anyway.
Let's see it's 7:39 in New York, which makes it 4:39 in Portland. I give it another four or five hours before her "good friend papercut" comes along to defend her honor like "he" did earlier. They're so close you'd almost think they were one and the same 
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#275042 - 09/17/07 04:54 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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the death of any myspace page is a mighty fine thing..
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#275043 - 09/17/07 09:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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the death of any myspace page is a mighty fine thing..
Indeed. I killed it myself, outright.
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#275044 - 09/17/07 10:37 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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Obviously, for professional reasons, she needs to maintain a facade of heterosexuality.
Wait, let me make sure I'm hearing this right: I pretend to like guys so that my bitchy guy-hating domme act wont be tarnished? Astounding logic, really.
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#275045 - 09/17/07 10:45 AM
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As I said, the losers you gouge all hope beyond hope that someday ,if they're really good and do everything you demand they'll get to fuck you, or at least cop a furtive feel. And again, that would all go out the window if they knew you were a carpet muncher. I couldn't care less if you play foir the other team, Tierney. It's just amusing watching the machinations of it all
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#275046 - 09/17/07 10:49 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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I find this debate irrelevant. I don't care much for Ceara from a sexual point of view but everyone must be totally fascinated as regards her business. I find the concept to be extremely interesting from so many points of view and realize that it takes a true entrepreneur to come up with something like that (I hope it's you and not your nerdy boyfriend who came up with it).
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#275047 - 09/17/07 11:17 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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As I said, the losers you gouge all hope beyond hope that someday ,if they're really good and do everything you demand they'll get to fuck you, or at least cop a furtive feel.
For all the time you spend on my website clicking on payment buttons, you really seem to have missed the point of this fetish entirely. Although I'm flattered you think that these guys want to have sex with me that bad, if I promised them any kind of physical affection, THAT would ruin all my creditability. These guys get off on humiliation, rejection, and feeling inadequate. No guy that just wants sex is going to serve some bitch on the internet financially, perform degrading acts/tricks on webcam, and/or provide me with their wife's email address etc etc. He's gonna avoid ruining his life and hire an escort.
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#275048 - 09/17/07 11:38 AM
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I hope it's you and not your nerdy boyfriend who came up with it
Warp the only boyfriend Tierney's ever had is the one she invented to blame for that digusting toilet of hers. Same as she invents tales of me visiting her website and invents invisible friends named papercut to do her griping for her.
With such an elaborate fantasy life, I truly wonder if Tierney's able to distinguish between fantasy and reality. The more she surrounds herself with imaginary friends, the harder it will be for her to becime a fully grown adult.
And the toilet will never get clean.
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#275050 - 09/19/07 02:43 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/18/03
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Lord knows she has none in real life. She spent her 21st birthday at home, drinking alone.
Actually Jim, Im her friend in real life. You really must stop obsessing on her.
Truth be told she spent her 21st birthday with Jeff and I. She had her first legal drink at the best Mexican Resturant in the Valley. Sol Luna. They made her wear a funny hat and sang to her.
And I do know she likes men but Im not so sure about Peter North being her favorite. Just sayin'
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#275052 - 09/19/07 03:38 PM
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Jeez.. you could of at least shaved the wop-fro you got growing on your upper lip.. It being the big 2-1 and all. Happy puke and rally day C. I'm done with the Ceara/pimpleclit whois?. I wanna know who this bitch is..Admin? Click
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#275053 - 09/19/07 03:50 PM
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I stand corrected. Apparantly, Ceara, I misconstrued This Post that you made on the 24th, which I now see is the day after your birthday. My fuckup. I apologize.
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#275054 - 09/19/07 09:59 PM
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i really wish that people would refrain from using the word "elaborate" ....
you know?
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#275055 - 09/19/07 10:11 PM
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hey lou
ever see Pulp Fiction...?
and the character that Harvey Keitel plays? The one who comes in and cleans up the mess... THAT is The Zodiac...i know all this now because i hang in the Star Chamber..
just lookin to clue you lue
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#275057 - 09/19/07 10:19 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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arent you supposed to be restricted to the AWOP stickky?
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#275059 - 09/20/07 06:02 PM
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Word. 21 was by far my best birthday ever. Although thats not saying much from a girl raised a Jehovah Witness almost half of her life. but I got to start off lounging about the beaches of Malibu with Jeff and Sandals, had two fancy dinners with both parents (the perks of a broken home), and ended the week with a night out of getting shit faced with all my friends, taking pictures of myself wasted and pissing in a dirty dive bar bathroom with no toilet liners. Everything a 21st birthday should be and more. Except I didnt puke. 
BIRTHDAY PEEE!!
You look so beautiful sitting on the toilet! Only a Princess could be so sexy sitting on the can 
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#275060 - 09/20/07 06:05 PM
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You look so beautiful sitting on the toilet! Only a Princess could be so sexy sitting on the can
And Sandy thinks I'm obsessed? Yeeesh!!!
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#275062 - 09/20/07 08:20 PM
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As an addendum...
I like that pic of Ceara..It makes me want to twist her so hard she considers getting "Rolled Gold" as a tramp stamp.
Does that make me a bad man?.
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#275063 - 09/21/07 12:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Word. 21 was by far my best birthday ever. Although thats not saying much from a girl raised a Jehovah Witness almost half of her life. Everything a 21st birthday should be and more. Except I didnt puke.
Several final thoughts for me, and it appropriate they materialize in this last, great example of a potentially great thread run amok.
1) As I alluded before, this thread HAS nothing to do with genuine concern or confusion over BornYO's missing page...we all knew what happened to it, I just seized upon the typical Mysplooge paranoia/cluelessness and launched into uncharted waters, seeing if yet another unsinkable vessel could in fact, be sunk.
2) Ceara, the reason you cant puke when you drink so much MAY have something to do with whether or not you are also smoking POT during the binge. Pot is an awesome substance for preventing the pukes...NOT foolproof, but still...this is da burglar writing, I am here to HELP.
3) I thought you were Amish Quaker, I forgot about your JW background....you know what is awesome though? I remember reading one of those mags you guys put on people's doorsteps and flower pots and in their doggie bowls...it talked ALL about the subject I brought up with Luke about Jewish Mythology, and how the Angels who became Demons sinned by simply coming down to earth, materializing perfect gorgeous, incredibly handsome irresistible bodies with huge dicks, in order to seduce and fuck as many HUMAN females as possible, whom they lusted after! Your JW mag actually talked about it in Genesis Chapter 6...I find this the most fascinating and bonerific topic in the Bible. That Angels, who had the run of the universe and probably played volleyball with Venus and cooked poptarts inside the SUN, would throw it all away for a few measly moments of being able to fuck a female, and knowing what it feels like to have a materialized penis inside a vagina, knowing what it is like to splooge inside a young, doe-eyed barely legal girl's mouth...they wanted THAT more than anything. It really shoots holes in Nicholas Cage's sappy role in City of Angels, huh?
4) I tried, I really tried, to shift focus onto a TRULY erotic, healthy fantasy vein...that of watching females indulge in PORN the way men do, and wondering what goes through their minds. I even PUT Holly in the forefront of this fantasy/scenario, but it works with ANY hot female; for me it is EASY to imagine Gia Jordan getting herself off watching her own porn...I truly believe it works without being sickeningly graphic or degrading, and that it "Gets inside the mind, where, afterall, sex really takes place..."
However, I fear Holly may have missed the point and has run screaming into the arms of Monstar and now thinks of me as a Lecher with four wheels to spin...
I quit. 
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#275064 - 09/21/07 07:08 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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of for gawds sake... enough mellow drama!!!
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#275066 - 09/21/07 09:50 AM
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of for gawds sake... enough mellow drama!!!
Bzzzt! I'm sorry, that's the wrong answer. The answer we were looking for was melodrama. Thanks for playing!
It's yet another fine addition to the 'jondra' genre... 
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#275067 - 09/21/07 11:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
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of for gawds sake... enough mellow drama!!!
Bzzzt! I'm sorry, that's the wrong answer. The answer we were looking for was melodrama. Thanks for playing!
It's yet another fine addition to the 'jondra' genre...
Yep, that blew three theories I had as to whose alt-id palmolive was.
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#275070 - 09/21/07 09:02 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
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it is the eyes that get me...altho the lips rock of course
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