Bornyo's myspooge page went up in cyber-smoke...who turned his ass in to the spooge patrol????


** Da Burg's Non Sequitur Post-within-a-Post\"Who Cares?"/Secret Ceara Lynch Porn Point of Interest & Perversion Post - POST disguised as a poll but really is a Hard Uppercut to Jeff's symbolic sexual ego (i.e. in this case his Chin) ** : Why is Peter North Ceara's Favorite Male pornstar?

A) He has nice hair.
B) Ceara's Favorite Male name is Peter.
C) He own's a Soft serve Ice Cream Kiosk in Reno, Nevada, in the mall connecting the El Dorado and Silver Legacy Casinos, and Peter often gives free (Vanilla only) Ice Cream every full moon to the aged 8-12 year old children of Meth-and-Gambling addicts in the greater Reno-Tahoe area. (He finds that this arrangement, every now and then, also yields a desperate-yet-still-hot-enough MILF to star in his vids....he simply hands out applications with the napkins to the MILFS dragging their kids up to the stand for dinner before the 8 o'clock pm Slot tournies.)

D) He is a good listener

E) Fill in your own Reason


What type of gift does Jeffrey give Ceara for her Birthday if she is a fan of Peter North...? One can only imagine the damage such imagery will cause our young XPT charge as she blossoms into full whoredom.