Still milking the party line, huh? Inkyo was a saint and Hailey killed both of them. You'd better hurry if you want to get his name before the Nobel committee. After Gore, I'm sure they'll want to recognize this great humanitarian.

Now run along. It's almost 1:30 on the coast and I know you have a meeting of the Jeffrey Dahmer Appreciation Society to preside over.


Oh, and BTW: when you send me my bottle, please, none of that Ripple you drink. Something in a single malt will do nicely. Thanks.