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#274775 - 09/16/07 08:51 AM
Re: Jules Jordan and his Smallish Cock
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Personally, I'd rather watch a guy with an average-sized cock than the Shane Diesel/Mandingo type. If the girl cannot get it all in her mouth, what's the point? At least with a smaller cock, the chick can work it good, rather than just barely getting the tip in her mouth. I hate to see a girl with her face all distorted and stretched out on a too-big cock.
That said, I hate all things Jules Jordan - dude cannot shoot a decent scene if his life depended on it.
And for all you guys who seem to think it's gay to even notice there's a dick in the picture, how can you watch porn without being not only aware but admiring in some cases of the meat puppet's equipment? It's part and parcel of the entire porn experience.
Hi fanboi, do you like penises, too?
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#274776 - 09/16/07 09:03 AM
Re: Jules Jordan and his Smallish Cock
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
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Hi fanboi, do you like penises, too?
I sure like mine - it's one of my favorite possessions.
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#274779 - 09/16/07 10:31 PM
Re: Jules Jordan and his Smallish Cock
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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No, I'm not at all bi. But are you going to tell me that you like porn but hate all the cocks in the porn? Are you able to watch a big dick pounding some girl and just completely block out the cock? If that is the case, why not just watch fake lesbo porn where the girls use dildos on each other? That way you'd never have to even see a cock.
My point was simply that cocks are half the equation in boy/girl porn, so there's nothing wrong with choosing scenes featuring the kind of cocks one might prefer to see.
But based upon the way you choose to attack me in some other posts I've made, I think I'm wasting my time trying to converse with you. Are you Raoul Duke, by any chance?
No, I don't block out the cock, that would look awkward. But I certainly don't pay special attention to it like you seem to. However, if a whore could work up a good pounding with a dildo as well as a human, I'd be all for that fake lesbo porn.
If you're choosing porn based on the size of some dude's schvonce, read my words: YOU ARE A HOMO!
As for your inquiry about my attacks...
You're a fanboi, that's enough to warrant hatred from anyone of rational thought.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#274780 - 09/17/07 04:12 AM
Re: Jules Jordan and his Smallish Cock
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Jack, though you don't select your porn based on male talent, you can't tell me there AREN'T some guys you simply cannot stand. We're talking near deal breakers because they're so annoying to you no matter how hot the chick or the debauchery.
SpongeBob's not a fanboi. The guy's expressed dislike for a few girls, including me. Fanbois tend to be sycophants who'd rather pretend we're all wonderful in our own way/if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all. SpongeBob may not share popular opinion (i,e; dude hates anal), but he's not afraid to go against the grain.
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#274781 - 09/17/07 05:03 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
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#274782 - 09/17/07 06:24 AM
Re: Jules Jordan and his Smallish Cock
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Jack, though you don't select your porn based on male talent, you can't tell me there AREN'T some guys you simply cannot stand. We're talking near deal breakers because they're so annoying to you no matter how hot the chick or the debauchery.
SpongeBob's not a fanboi. The guy's expressed dislike for a few girls, including me. Fanbois tend to be sycophants who'd rather pretend we're all wonderful in our own way/if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all. SpongeBob may not share popular opinion (i,e; dude hates anal), but he's not afraid to go against the grain.
Ahh, touche madame. While the majority of my decision is indeed for the whores, what acts they'll do (ie: the pretty girl who does DP's), and what they're wearing on set. About 5% of my decision actually gives a fuck about the male talent.
Of that 5% in my decision making process, as a heterosexual male, it sure as fuck isn't based on the size of his schvonce.
Sycophant & fanboi, aahhh. Please say those two words again in the same sentence together so I may runneth to the bathroom & masturbate.
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#274783 - 09/17/07 07:00 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Jack, though you don't select your porn based on male talent, you can't tell me there AREN'T some guys you simply cannot stand. We're talking near deal breakers because they're so annoying to you no matter how hot the chick or the debauchery.
DROPPIN' FUCKIN' LOADS!!!! 
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SpongeBob may not share popular opinion (i,e; dude hates anal), but he's not afraid to go against the grain.
But isn't anal all about going against the grain anyway? 
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#274784 - 09/17/07 07:03 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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can you pss without having first ps'ed?
No...technically speaking you can pss at all. It's PPS(Post Post Script) 
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#274785 - 09/17/07 09:40 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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I simply cannot believe guys that claim to not care about the male talent. There are huge differences in performance between the different guys in the business and I refuse to believe that anyone who regularly watches porn cannot see that.
I want my porn HARD and nasty. Only a handful of guys can deliver that. Those same guys are probably not going to appeal to people who want softer porn. It's not about being gay it's about being fucking selective.
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#274786 - 09/17/07 01:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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When I was a porn consumer, I couldn't have cared less who the male talent was, really couldn't. As long as the scene was good and the couple had a little fire, I didn't care who 'he' was because I didn't want to see him. He was a life support machine for a cock, nothing more.
In summation, this thread is one of the gayest I've seen on XTP, and truly worthy of ADT.
Darth, your fascination with and insane jealousy of Jules is freakish.
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#274788 - 09/17/07 06:57 PM
Re: Jules Jordan and his Smallish Cock
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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well personally I like my stuntcocks huge and hard!....
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#274790 - 09/18/07 01:43 AM
Re: Jules Jordan and his Smallish Cock
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Darth, your fascination with and insane jealousy of Jules is freakish.
Not really...Jules has a big house, drives a Bentley (amongst others), has achieved both critical and commercial success, is rolling in dough, and has fucked Jenna Haze and Charmane Star in the arse more times than I care to count.
Darth, on the other hand... 
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#274791 - 09/18/07 08:25 AM
Re: Jules Jordan and his Smallish Cock
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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The plus side of this is that I can safely tiddle on YouTube without worrying about running into a Leave Jules Alone meltdown by an effeminate sounding man wearing a pink Darth Vader helmet.
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#274795 - 09/20/07 10:05 PM
Re: Jules Jordan and his Smallish Cock
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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In summation, this thread is one of the gayest I've seen on XTP, and truly worthy of ADT.
ADT care too much about male talent 
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#274796 - 09/20/07 10:09 PM
Re: Jules Jordan and his Smallish Cock
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Darth can be a suitcase pimp who Jules don't let stay on set when his whore was banged ....that the only explanation i can figure
El G, don't insult suitcase pimps like that. They've got a lot more class than Darth.
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