Quote:

I still can't believe you are Luke Fordwalker's father. That's some fucked up shit right there. When Luke and Leia french kissed in front of Han and Chewy didn't that send some serious disturbances in the force, like an erection overdose on Viagra or something? When you announced "Luke, it is your destiny." was that a hint at his future conversion to Judaism? Did Chewy and Han have a sexual relationship? Was the Emperor a child molester? Hayden Christensen played you as a young man and he's kinda gay what is your opinion of his portrayal of Anikan Fordwalker?



Damn, maybe its being bombed out on SoCo and Jack Daniels with a Tylenol PM chaser trying to battle this shitty ass cold my girlfriend gave me before she skipped town (which I know thank god ain't AIDs)...

But that's the best nerd and fan boy laugh I've had in a while. Lurk Ford *and* Star Wars.
_________________________
"I choppy choppy yo pee pee"