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#274725 - 09/13/07 08:18 PM
Jules Jordan and his Smallish Cock
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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I don't want to come across as gay, but Jules does seem to have a smaller porn cock in my opinion. It isn't impressive like Nacho, Kurt Lockwood, Lex, Peter North, or any other porn legends. His penis appears very small and unsatisifying to women from my perspective. I am not even sure how it would feel from the anal area for women. I am sure his pocketbook can satisfy Jenna, but what else about Jules can satisfy a woman? Does it feel like a toothbrush stabbing in and out of you?
I would like to hear other XXXPT posters opinion on Jules. ChristianXXX, Kurt, JameSN, Vanessa, Tricia - what do you think of Mr. Jordan's smallish looking member? For those of you in the above list who know - do you think it looks larger in person or in videos? I feel it looks like a wee carrot bludgeoning a few wet napkins stretched in ceran wrap.
Thank you in advance for your interest in this matter.
Darth
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#274726 - 09/13/07 08:24 PM
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I don't want to come across as gay...
Then you should have stopped right there. 
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#274727 - 09/13/07 09:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Yes, why the infatuation with other male's phalic devices, Darth?
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#274728 - 09/13/07 10:06 PM
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Registered: 06/02/05
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OBSESSED
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#274729 - 09/13/07 10:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I still can't believe you are Luke Fordwalker's father. That's some fucked up shit right there. When Luke and Leia french kissed in front of Han and Chewy didn't that send some serious disturbances in the force, like an erection overdose on Viagra or something? When you announced "Luke, it is your destiny." was that a hint at his future conversion to Judaism? Did Chewy and Han have a sexual relationship? Was the Emperor a child molester? Hayden Christensen played you as a young man and he's kinda gay what is your opinion of his portrayal of Anikan Fordwalker?
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#274730 - 09/13/07 11:07 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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lol this is a great gimmick account
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#274742 - 09/14/07 10:23 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 329
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Generally that type of extreme behavior that you described here follows someone secretly going to gay bath houses on the down low. The same kind of people beat and ostrasize gays by day and pick them up on dark street corners and airport restrooms by night. Not saying that Jules fits that mold necessarily (we have no proof yet), but just food for thought.
So you're saying Jules might just be a Republican?
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#274744 - 09/14/07 12:55 PM
Re: Jules Jordan and his Smallish Cock
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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That said, I hate all things Jules Jordan - dude cannot shoot a decent scene if his life depended on it.
Interesting...I think Jules is about as good as it gets for Gonzo. 
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#274745 - 09/14/07 01:05 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/20/05
Posts: 144
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i loved working with jules,in my opinion he has a great cock not only to fuck but to look at... im also a big fan of balls, he has a nice pair....mmm balls
xo
christie lee
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#274749 - 09/14/07 01:33 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/17/07
Posts: 297
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Why'd you retire Christie? And what line of work are you in now (if you work)?
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#274750 - 09/14/07 01:40 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/17/07
Posts: 297
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Few people look as scummy as Jules Jordan.
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#274751 - 09/14/07 01:45 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/20/05
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i retired cause my family needed me, my sis especially..im still the same bubbly me, only i have a boy friend, a "normal job" , and i attend college..oh and ill be 23 on sunday..if it matters, ahah
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#274752 - 09/14/07 01:54 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/17/07
Posts: 297
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i retired cause my family needed me, my sis especially..im still the same bubbly me, only i have a boy friend, a "normal job" , and i attend college..oh and ill be 23 on sunday..if it matters, ahah
You're just turning 23, wow. Anyway it sounds like you're doing well for yourself. Would you contemplate a return to porn later, or do you feel like that's enough of that?
Good luck with everything Christie, and have a good birthday.
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#274753 - 09/14/07 02:28 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Welcome back Christie - we remember you fondly. When you left, you said you wanted to work in healthcare - how did that work out for you?
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#274754 - 09/14/07 02:29 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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pics plz
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#274756 - 09/14/07 02:45 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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he can't help being short, but i don't understand why he doesn't get his teeth done! can you imagine the orthodontist bill if he and jenna haze end up having kids? 
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#274758 - 09/14/07 04:53 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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he can't help being short, but i don't understand why he doesn't get his teeth done! can you imagine the orthodontist bill if he and jenna haze end up having kids?
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#274759 - 09/14/07 05:04 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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he can't help being short, but i don't understand why he doesn't get his teeth done! can you imagine the orthodontist bill if he and jenna haze end up having kids?
Say CHEESE!!!!! 
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#274760 - 09/14/07 05:38 PM
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Dude, haven't you figured it out by now: Image Shack Does Not Work on XPT. Just upload the pics like the rest of us. As someone said: Golden Frogs have no stroke value.
Thanks
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#274763 - 09/14/07 06:14 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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Karma's Fist is not very smart. I do wonder though, how come I can see the picture in his post with Safari but not with Firefox?
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Say CHEESE!!!!!
So Vanessa,
Do you come to XPT to validate your intelligence?
I suggest you go to Gia's thread about me and then King's rancor over my using pictures in my post. Look at one about midgets and people with downs syndrome.
I'm probably the only poster on here who bares no ill will to trans gendered individuals like yourself. I think your evaluation of my alleged lack IQ proceeded by a question about a web browser not being able to see a hyper linked image is in fact savory. Although, Stevie Why's berating of my Avtar was beyond delicious.
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#274764 - 09/14/07 06:18 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
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I am not even sure how it would feel from the anal area for women.
Good god, are you fifteen?
No, seriously, are you fifteen years old? I know this is a porn board and all, but most of the regular posters here, you know, like, get it . Only a fifteen year old with no sexual experience to speak off except spankin' it to internet porn would think that bigger is better where anal sex is concerned.
For the record, Jules's cock looks fine to me - slightly larger than average. It's the weird short bowl haircut that has to go.
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#274766 - 09/14/07 06:27 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Karma'sFist, can you make the yellow frog go away? Do you know which yellow frog we are all talking about?
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#274767 - 09/14/07 06:32 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
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#274768 - 09/14/07 08:20 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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Karma'sFist, can you make the yellow frog go away?
Yes, I could.
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Do you know which yellow frog we are all talking about?
Of course I do, the thread that Gia started about me went on at length about the frog, the actual avatar, and all the reasons for it being that way.
I'm not changing it for the same reason I don't get into an exchange with little Stevie Why. The same reason I didn't address the phony Craig's List ad.(BTW..whoever actually did it...Bravo) It would validate something that is simply hebetudinous in its existence.
So what if some people can see a picture or avatar and others can not.
So what if Stevie is trying to bait me.
I've already explained to him directly what I think of him and it's not going to change anything. Besides, his continued "man hunt" against me just further illustrates his essence. It does this far more thoroughly than any "quip" I could have come up with. If a picture is worth a thousand words then that Iron Fist picture was WAR AND PIECE in illustrating all that is Stevie.
If I were here to get into "pithy" exchanges with EVERYBODY then it would have been I who pointed out the Layne Staley miscue. Put simply. I'm not going to spend the time to "...Google that shit".
For those of you cognizant enough to see the existence of this very post as contradictory to its very content, Oh Well.
Bother.
To the guy who posted below, I guess I'm guilty of leaving out some words. Since you were "smart" enough to "point" it out we can then logically conclude you are a genius. You, Stevie, and whoever can go back to your think tank. Tell me when you've solved cold fusion.
Oh, Bother.
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#274770 - 09/14/07 08:42 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/17/07
Posts: 297
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You definitely need a piece to conduct war... 
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#274772 - 09/14/07 09:29 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Karma'sFist, you chose a neat image for your avatar but because you don't know how to upload it correctly at this point nobody on this website can see it. Edit: Nobody, except K1ng and world renowned internet h4x0r Jersey Jaxin. I'll post it here for you so that everybody else can see what your avatar would look like if you uploaded it:
Then you just went through the effort to locate a picture of Jules which you decided to share with the board, but nobody could see it because you didn't know how to upload it.
How would uploading and displaying an image as you intended to do "validate something that is simply hebetudinous in its existence"? And does your failure/refusal to upload it then invalidate something that is simply hebetudinous in its existence?
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#274774 - 09/15/07 09:55 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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So let me get all this straight. People on this thread have said that Jules:
- has bad hair plugs
- bad teeth
- makes bad movies
- has a smallish cock that would likely be very small and unsatisfying to women
- doesn't like ChristianXXX and may even practice discriminatory hiring of performers based upon their sexual preferences
- Spends a lot of money advertising at AVN to win plastic. AVN says, "hey we are glad you split, now we get twice the advertising $ from you jokers"
Two beautiful women came to his defense, but one of them likes big balls and the other has never had him inside her meaty love muffin. This disqualifies their answers.
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#274775 - 09/16/07 08:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Personally, I'd rather watch a guy with an average-sized cock than the Shane Diesel/Mandingo type. If the girl cannot get it all in her mouth, what's the point? At least with a smaller cock, the chick can work it good, rather than just barely getting the tip in her mouth. I hate to see a girl with her face all distorted and stretched out on a too-big cock.
That said, I hate all things Jules Jordan - dude cannot shoot a decent scene if his life depended on it.
And for all you guys who seem to think it's gay to even notice there's a dick in the picture, how can you watch porn without being not only aware but admiring in some cases of the meat puppet's equipment? It's part and parcel of the entire porn experience.
Hi fanboi, do you like penises, too?
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#274776 - 09/16/07 09:03 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
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Hi fanboi, do you like penises, too?
I sure like mine - it's one of my favorite possessions.
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#274779 - 09/16/07 10:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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No, I'm not at all bi. But are you going to tell me that you like porn but hate all the cocks in the porn? Are you able to watch a big dick pounding some girl and just completely block out the cock? If that is the case, why not just watch fake lesbo porn where the girls use dildos on each other? That way you'd never have to even see a cock.
My point was simply that cocks are half the equation in boy/girl porn, so there's nothing wrong with choosing scenes featuring the kind of cocks one might prefer to see.
But based upon the way you choose to attack me in some other posts I've made, I think I'm wasting my time trying to converse with you. Are you Raoul Duke, by any chance?
No, I don't block out the cock, that would look awkward. But I certainly don't pay special attention to it like you seem to. However, if a whore could work up a good pounding with a dildo as well as a human, I'd be all for that fake lesbo porn.
If you're choosing porn based on the size of some dude's schvonce, read my words: YOU ARE A HOMO!
As for your inquiry about my attacks...
You're a fanboi, that's enough to warrant hatred from anyone of rational thought.
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#274780 - 09/17/07 04:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Jack, though you don't select your porn based on male talent, you can't tell me there AREN'T some guys you simply cannot stand. We're talking near deal breakers because they're so annoying to you no matter how hot the chick or the debauchery.
SpongeBob's not a fanboi. The guy's expressed dislike for a few girls, including me. Fanbois tend to be sycophants who'd rather pretend we're all wonderful in our own way/if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all. SpongeBob may not share popular opinion (i,e; dude hates anal), but he's not afraid to go against the grain.
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#274781 - 09/17/07 05:03 AM
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#274782 - 09/17/07 06:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Jack, though you don't select your porn based on male talent, you can't tell me there AREN'T some guys you simply cannot stand. We're talking near deal breakers because they're so annoying to you no matter how hot the chick or the debauchery.
SpongeBob's not a fanboi. The guy's expressed dislike for a few girls, including me. Fanbois tend to be sycophants who'd rather pretend we're all wonderful in our own way/if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all. SpongeBob may not share popular opinion (i,e; dude hates anal), but he's not afraid to go against the grain.
Ahh, touche madame. While the majority of my decision is indeed for the whores, what acts they'll do (ie: the pretty girl who does DP's), and what they're wearing on set. About 5% of my decision actually gives a fuck about the male talent.
Of that 5% in my decision making process, as a heterosexual male, it sure as fuck isn't based on the size of his schvonce.
Sycophant & fanboi, aahhh. Please say those two words again in the same sentence together so I may runneth to the bathroom & masturbate.
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#274783 - 09/17/07 07:00 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Jack, though you don't select your porn based on male talent, you can't tell me there AREN'T some guys you simply cannot stand. We're talking near deal breakers because they're so annoying to you no matter how hot the chick or the debauchery.
DROPPIN' FUCKIN' LOADS!!!! 
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SpongeBob may not share popular opinion (i,e; dude hates anal), but he's not afraid to go against the grain.
But isn't anal all about going against the grain anyway? 
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#274784 - 09/17/07 07:03 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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can you pss without having first ps'ed?
No...technically speaking you can pss at all. It's PPS(Post Post Script)
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#274785 - 09/17/07 09:40 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/31/07
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I simply cannot believe guys that claim to not care about the male talent. There are huge differences in performance between the different guys in the business and I refuse to believe that anyone who regularly watches porn cannot see that.
I want my porn HARD and nasty. Only a handful of guys can deliver that. Those same guys are probably not going to appeal to people who want softer porn. It's not about being gay it's about being fucking selective.
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#274786 - 09/17/07 01:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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When I was a porn consumer, I couldn't have cared less who the male talent was, really couldn't. As long as the scene was good and the couple had a little fire, I didn't care who 'he' was because I didn't want to see him. He was a life support machine for a cock, nothing more.
In summation, this thread is one of the gayest I've seen on XTP, and truly worthy of ADT.
Darth, your fascination with and insane jealousy of Jules is freakish.
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#274788 - 09/17/07 06:57 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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well personally I like my stuntcocks huge and hard!....
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#274790 - 09/18/07 01:43 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Darth, your fascination with and insane jealousy of Jules is freakish.
Not really...Jules has a big house, drives a Bentley (amongst others), has achieved both critical and commercial success, is rolling in dough, and has fucked Jenna Haze and Charmane Star in the arse more times than I care to count.
Darth, on the other hand... 
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#274791 - 09/18/07 08:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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The plus side of this is that I can safely tiddle on YouTube without worrying about running into a Leave Jules Alone meltdown by an effeminate sounding man wearing a pink Darth Vader helmet.
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#274795 - 09/20/07 10:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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In summation, this thread is one of the gayest I've seen on XTP, and truly worthy of ADT.
ADT care too much about male talent
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#274796 - 09/20/07 10:09 PM
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Anonymous
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Darth can be a suitcase pimp who Jules don't let stay on set when his whore was banged ....that the only explanation i can figure
El G, don't insult suitcase pimps like that. They've got a lot more class than Darth.
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