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#274567 - 09/13/07 04:13 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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Thank you. This is my new favorite website.




Isn't that Meathead from All in the Family?




No idaea, but he looks like a microeconomics teacher I once had.
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#274568 - 09/13/07 04:18 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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I just jerked to this picture. I love it.



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#274569 - 09/13/07 04:19 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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#274570 - 09/13/07 04:20 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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#274571 - 09/13/07 04:27 PM Re: warped_sped..for real??
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Attn Pudthumpers...

Now Hear This ya gathering of effeminate man-bitches ...

I'm going to go out on a limb here.
I've watched warped_sped decimate cryan knox in a highly viewed and responded to thread. He(?) played it expertly.

And now this thread.. an absolute perfect game of degeneracy.

No hits..no runs..just failures.

This kid may come from the land of inherent genetic suicide
and Dads that wipe their offsprings bloody feces off on said offsprings pillows.. But I nominate this incoherent half-load of a bitch N00b 0f T3h Year.

Amirite.
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#274572 - 09/13/07 04:28 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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even i died a little looking @ this thread.
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#274573 - 09/13/07 04:32 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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LouCypher: Kind words, but I cannot take credit. I am merely doing the Lord's work.

Alexander: Mission accomplished.
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#274574 - 09/13/07 04:36 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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warped_sped
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LouCypher: Kind words, but I cannot take credit. I am merely doing the Lord's work.





Wait....Am I being Punked?


warped_sped... just Stfu and let me work here.
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#274575 - 09/13/07 04:38 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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Yawn. Sorry, but loopnode's got the market cornered on gross-out porn pics. Hey warp-seed, how's it feel to be a failure at everything?
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#274576 - 09/13/07 04:38 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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warped_sped
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LouCypher: Kind words, but I cannot take credit. I am merely doing the Lord's work.





Wait....Am I being Punked?


warped_sped... just Stfu and let me work here.




I will not be silenced!
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#274577 - 09/13/07 04:40 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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Yawn. Sorry, but loopnode's got the market cornered on gross-out porn pics. Hey warp-seed, how's it feel to be a failure at everything?




Please don't ruin this thread with your bad manners rooted in horrible self esteem and bad memories of dark nights crying yourself to sleep thinking about the things you let those dirty men do to you.
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#274578 - 09/13/07 04:55 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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Define LET.
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#274579 - 09/13/07 04:56 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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this one reminds me of mena suvari's character in "spun", plus i think that dude has ringworm.
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#274580 - 09/13/07 04:58 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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Define LET.




I'll leave that one for you to ponder... staring into the darkness as the time approaches 2 am... unable to sleep... you can still feel the taste in your mouth... why? Why?? it hurt. they didn't love you.
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#274581 - 09/13/07 05:48 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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I have to admit, I still don't understand what makes a perfectly pretty girl want to be immortalized in pictures like this... one thing is doing it in private, especially since middle-aged men are usually financially secure... but to have pictures taken for neighbors, friends and relatives to look at... it's crazy... disturbing... irrational... self-degrading...

On some level I admire these girls, for being crazy enough to be crazy.

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#274582 - 09/13/07 06:07 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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Worst. Thread. Ever.


Too bad. You did a good job taking down Knox.

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#274583 - 09/13/07 06:16 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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All this thread says is that if you're an ugly bitch, you do low-rent porn.

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#274584 - 09/13/07 06:22 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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Too bad. You did a good job taking down Knox.




Do not give hope to the hopeless (yourself not excluded)

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#274585 - 09/13/07 06:23 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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Vanessa
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I have to admit, I still don't understand what makes a perfectly pretty girl want to be immortalized in pictures like this... one thing is doing it in private, especially since middle-aged men are usually financially secure... but to have pictures taken for neighbors, friends and relatives to look at... it's crazy... disturbing... irrational... self-degrading...

On some level I admire these girls, for being crazy enough to be crazy.




Vanessa..out of curiosity did you get surgery on the public nickle in California or did you make the trip to Europe to get your dick cut off?

Just a question..Pm me if need be.
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#274586 - 09/13/07 06:26 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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No, Whiskeydick, he did a pretty good job beating up on you. Not that it's a hard thing to do, but it's harder than you've ever been on set, so I'd be shutting my mouth if I were you.

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#274587 - 09/13/07 06:26 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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All this thread says is that if you're an ugly bitch, you do low-rent porn.




^Blacker than UPN Mondays..
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#274588 - 09/13/07 06:28 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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No, Whiskeydick, he did a pretty good job beating up on you. Not that it's a hard thing to do, but it's harder than you've ever been on set, so I'd be shutting my mouth if I were you.




I don't think you'd get very far beating up on me. I'm very fast and you're old.

Me You

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#274589 - 09/13/07 06:30 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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I feel I should win some kind of award, or maybe some psychiatric therapy. In a peculiar rare case of bad judgment I clicked onto this thread while eating a steak for dinner. I managed to look at every post and read every comment without even the slightest hint of backwash.
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#274590 - 09/13/07 06:33 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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Meh, whatever Knox. You're not very interesting, or very bright. Why don't you go play with Warp. He needs somebody to pity right now.

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#274591 - 09/13/07 06:42 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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Why don't you go play with Warp.




Me

Warp

I must be very boring and dark then.


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#274592 - 09/13/07 07:07 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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Vanessa..out of curiosity did you get surgery on the public nickle in California or did you make the trip to Europe to get your dick cut off?

Just a question..Pm me if need be.



Before you start spreading misconceptions:

a) I had no surgeries.

b) The Federal Government doesn't recognize Gender Dysphoria as a legitimate medical condition and certainly doesn't make any public funds available for treatments. Even insurances are not covering it yet. The Federal Government doesn't legally recognize "sex changes" even after "surgery". People pay with their own money. Often they cannot afford the cost of surgery here in the US and therefore go to Thailand...

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#274593 - 09/13/07 09:08 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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You haven't even gotten the surgery? What kind of low-rent tranny are ya?!? You just fuckin' dress like a bitch, you fuckin' circus freak? Pathetic.

Edit: And those freaks who go to Thailand to get their dicks chopped off should stay there and take it up the ass and artificial pussyhole from demented sex tourists. I bet Warp would be game, am I right man?
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#274594 - 09/13/07 09:34 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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I can't decide if this:


or this:



is my favorite photo. Truly, they are both works of art.
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#274595 - 09/13/07 09:43 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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I wouldn't call this girl ugly, Spearchucka...

That lithe tongue is hot--in that fogey's asshole.
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#274596 - 09/13/07 10:48 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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Queerbot, you're the internet equivalent of the bubonic plague. Put your Wittgenstein aside and rent a hooker. You'll feel better.

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#274597 - 09/13/07 11:12 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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Why don't you go play with Warp.




Me

Warp

I must be very boring and dark then.






I never would've though you'd be so open about your homosexual feelings toward me, Ryan. However, I'm not into guys. Sorry.
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#274598 - 09/13/07 11:13 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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Worst. Thread. Ever.


Too bad. You did a good job taking down Knox.




Do not bash what you do not understand.
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#274599 - 09/13/07 11:30 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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There are 81 posts in this thread as I see it for the first time. I haven't viewed any of it yet. Someone answer me, is there any reason I should? Muchas Gracias.

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#274600 - 09/13/07 11:32 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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There are 81 posts in this thread as I see it for the first time. I haven't viewed any of it yet. Someone answer me, is there any reason I should? Muchas Gracias.




Are you a young, innocent girl ponmdering whether to go into porn? If yes, watch it. If no, please spare the women in the pictures some dignity by not watching them.
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#274601 - 09/13/07 11:56 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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Brushing her teeth with the semen of rejects.



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#274602 - 09/13/07 11:58 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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#274603 - 09/13/07 11:59 PM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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#274604 - 09/14/07 12:01 AM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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They just use her



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#274605 - 09/14/07 12:03 AM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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#274606 - 09/14/07 12:05 AM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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#274607 - 09/14/07 12:07 AM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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I wish he'd keep pulling his fingers apart until her face breaks.





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#274608 - 09/14/07 12:08 AM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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#274609 - 09/14/07 12:09 AM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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Beware of this man!




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#274610 - 09/14/07 12:11 AM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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#274611 - 09/14/07 12:11 AM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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I like this one the best. Not sure why.

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#274612 - 09/14/07 12:12 AM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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#274613 - 09/14/07 12:14 AM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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By the way, the soundtrack of this thread is WASP - Unholy Terror.



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#274614 - 09/14/07 12:17 AM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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#274615 - 09/14/07 12:20 AM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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#274616 - 09/14/07 12:23 AM Re: Examine this thread before you do porn.
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