Hey guys....try this...you will love it. Lube up your dick and put on a condom (no lube on the outside of the condom), then slide your dick between your bed matress and the box spring. Its tight....feels good and there is very little clean up because of the condom.....Happy whacking!

I'd be too worried I'd cut my dick on a box spring or a staple.

Lol,

Malice

Safe sex is being practiced here.

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Hey guys....try this...you will love it. Lube up your dick and put on a condom (no lube on the outside of the condom), then slide your dick between your bed mattress and the box spring. Its tight....feels good and there is very little clean up because of the condom.....Happy whacking!

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Good thing you have a condom on you would not want to fuck up and have twin beds....LOL

Seriously dude the whole fucking your bed thing is a little creepy. Maybe you should go to your local Porn Shop and find something that is a little more suitable for whacking off! check out this site www.fleshlight.com and you will never fuck your bed again

I know that they sell "pocket pussys" but I am a poor college student so I have to do what I have to do. I jack off all the time but this way provides a feeling that I am actually fucking.

Sad.. but what's a meat-hod? You put a steak in there somewhere? that's pretty gross dude

Steak and pussy? I'm sold.

What are you talking about "Steak hod?" I'm lost

you put a steak in between the box spring & the mattress, dipshit. lemme know how it feels...

I imagine it feels like a steak in between a box spring and a matress.

Yep, you're probably right. what else would it feel like?

I heard you put a banana in a microwave for a few seconds then peel the skin and then wrap the skin around it and jerk off as normal is supposed to be good. Although i have never tried this as i have found my bare palm more then up for the job.

Damn monkeys are always screwing around with a banana.