Maybe make it into a cartoon. See if you can get Stevie Why to work something up.

Quote:

(in slight but noticably blurred lettering) T-Shirt of Death



This is brilliant. And you could wear it without feeling slimy.
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin