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#274354 - 09/12/07 07:35 PM
Re: Help Me Start a T-Shirt Business
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Whores Degraded Daily
Relax, it's not your daughter
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#274355 - 09/12/07 07:37 PM
Re: Help Me Start a T-Shirt Business
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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There's already a WHORES LIE t-shirt. I made one and even wore it today. I even told you via IM that I was wearing it...remember? Or were you  again?
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#274356 - 09/12/07 07:38 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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"grab life by the heels: kerkove it" haha, just kidding. something with "fistdiscipline", definitely. 
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#274357 - 09/12/07 07:46 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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One just for the whores, A wifebeater that says: "I've been Donkey Punched." 
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#274358 - 09/12/07 07:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I like this idea. It doesn't really make sense, but "I suggest self loathing and push ups." would be my choice. It just makes me laugh. If the full quote could get put on that would be even better, but I don't have the stones to wear it in public. jamesn posts Quote:
Q: Hi conor, I'm a 13-year old girl and lately blood comes out of my pussy, am I dying? Regards, Mary.
A:Thanks for writing, you're a wicked american and it's the blood of innocent iraqi citizens, i suggest self-loathing and pushups.
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#274359 - 09/12/07 08:18 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
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"Jesus Is Coming.....say AHHHHHHH"
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#274360 - 09/12/07 08:19 PM
Re: Help Me Start a T-Shirt Business
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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I want to start one of those t-shirt businesses where you can sell your shit on cafepress.com and palces like that. I'm aiming for good slogans from XPT, so I'd like you degenerates to help me remember some of the really good ones. They need to be brief to fit on the front of a shirt.
Some like...
Whores Lie
We Are All Creampies
Every Whore Is Someone's Daughter
...and shit like that. Maybe match a special emoticon to your suggestion. If it gets off the ground, I'll send a freebie to everyone who has a winner. Thanks in advance.
<---- I am with a suitcase pimp
Ugly girls make love too
Kurt Lockwood Hater
I love white trash whores
Ginger kids have small dicks
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#274361 - 09/12/07 08:31 PM
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Hey, XPT, How's it Going?  Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Quah. 
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#274364 - 09/13/07 09:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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(in slight but noticably blurred lettering) T-Shirt of Death
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#274365 - 09/13/07 09:32 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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"I'm a Brandon Iron Alt-Id"
"I was pistol-whipped by Chico Wang, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
"Wickety-wah-wah, bitches!"
"Max Hardcore made me do it"
"He's fisting that baby"
Edited by thevodguy (09/13/07 09:51 AM)
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#274367 - 09/13/07 10:03 AM
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Front (Large Letters): Can I... Back (medium type): ...tear you clitoris and labia off with a pair of needlenosepliars as I fuck you upsidfeDOWN head like pounding a nail in front of digitalmedia equipt to capture syncronized sound? 
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#274368 - 09/13/07 10:19 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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For the kids.... "My Mommy's a Whore" "My Brother Was a Blowjob" "My Mommy Did Preggo Porn" "Mommy Swallowed My Siblings" "I Was Condom Optional" 
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#274369 - 09/13/07 10:35 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i made myself a t-shirt once that said "ATOGM" on it and wore it out. like one dude knew what it meant, and he gave me that "nod." ended up making out with him and his girlfriend at the bar while my husband watched. oh, and i also had one that said "Believe in Squirting," even though i don't. 
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#274371 - 09/13/07 12:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I saw an infant tshirt at Target that said, "Tax Deduction." Wow.
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#274372 - 09/13/07 12:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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post a pic of yourself in the whores lie t-shirt Gia. I know you have one somewhere.
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#274373 - 09/13/07 12:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Front:  Back: I feel like a rapist.
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#274377 - 09/13/07 02:01 PM
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#274380 - 09/13/07 06:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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"Shane Bugbee, Personal Consultant"
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#274383 - 09/13/07 09:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Anna Marek
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#274385 - 09/14/07 02:57 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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"felons do it with conviction"
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#274386 - 09/14/07 03:03 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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FRONT: "i believe in equal opportunites..."
BACK: "so i let a fat chick blow me"
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way."
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#274388 - 09/15/07 12:07 AM
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 I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
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#274389 - 09/15/07 12:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Double vag is for pussies
Double anal is for assholes
I sold my soul for meth
I did a scene with Brandon Iron and all I got was this lousy t-shirt with a side of herpes
Shingles is for singles ?????
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#274390 - 09/15/07 12:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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front: Who's your Daddy? back: Your uncle.
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#274392 - 09/15/07 12:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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agreed
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#274394 - 09/15/07 04:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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I'm wearing this T-Shirt because I have a permanent broccoli stain on my chest
and in the back: My name is Knox, Ryan Knox
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#274395 - 09/15/07 06:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Front:
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"I also am subcribe to postal pornography"
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#274398 - 09/18/07 09:26 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
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Quote:
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Front:
Back:
"I also am subcribe to postal pornography"
I would buy this shirt sir. Please name your price.
Do you want that cock, or will any cock do???
Custom designs are $40...
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#274399 - 09/19/07 10:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
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do you have a link to this awesome thread? Quote:
I like this idea.
It doesn't really make sense, but "I suggest self loathing and push ups." would be my choice. It just makes me laugh. If the full quote could get put on that would be even better, but I don't have the stones to wear it in public.
jamesn posts
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Q: Hi conor, I'm a 13-year old girl and lately blood comes out of my pussy, am I dying? Regards, Mary.
A:Thanks for writing, you're a wicked american and it's the blood of innocent iraqi citizens, i suggest self-loathing and pushups.
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#274400 - 09/19/07 11:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#274402 - 09/19/07 12:37 PM
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#274405 - 09/21/07 09:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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i'm in the market for a "free jack venice" tee
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#274407 - 07/09/10 12:38 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 11/01/09
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bump
JM b-boys
AC Bukkake
Brandon Iron
AIM
Tritone
W
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#274408 - 07/09/10 12:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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ROFl@ most of those, especially the tritone film festival.
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#274412 - 07/18/10 12:56 PM
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#274413 - 08/05/10 01:43 PM
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Pervert
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another one for Tritone
Whores lie
Munch GF
Brandon Iron's Pink Leaf Foundation
GUAPO ain't nuthin to fuck with
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#274414 - 08/05/10 02:57 PM
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the guap0 t is win.
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