Good News:
My "infamous" cat George David Clyde the Monster Kitty has reached his 18th birthday, so is now theoretically legal for any cat porn for people desiring neutered tabby photoshoots.
Bad News: Unless there is a radical change, Clyde will be put down next week since he can no longer walk more than a foot or so at a time without stumbling down and resting for a half hour at a time. He couldn't get out of his box. ***
So the days of using "cat lady" as a barb re me will soon be completely over.

I will miss him terribly.
*** - [He is such a good boy to keep going in the box. If I were he I would have said "fuck it" and peed on the floor or wherever].