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#586275 - 03/20/13 07:46 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
She's 36. 37 next month. That show likely taped when she was 34.

I saw her in 1997 when she was 21 looking like she was going on 15.

NO WAY she should look 45-47.
that show was on in the early or mid 90s.
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#586276 - 03/20/13 07:47 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Not only that. This thread has nothing to do with him yet he wants to squeak "look at me".

Childish.

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#586278 - 03/20/13 07:56 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
She's 36. 37 next month. That show likely taped when she was 34.

I saw her in 1997 when she was 21 looking like she was going on 15.

NO WAY she should look 45-47.
that show was on in the early or mid 90s.


OK. Clarissa Explains It All was on in the early 90s.
Sabrina the Teenage Witch was on in the late 90s.

She STILL looks like CRAP for a 36 y/o. Kirsten Dunst is 6 years younger and looks at least 15 years younger.
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#586279 - 03/20/13 07:59 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I'm depressed about it.

I used to worship that girl.

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#586281 - 03/20/13 08:01 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Don't act like a bitch Nate. You came outta the box trying to ride his junk, and now that he got a hard on, you tryin to play victim . Sad excuse for a hate bot.



No-Thrust/Blecch9000 league sad.

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#586282 - 03/20/13 08:02 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Gone. Just gone.

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#586287 - 03/20/13 08:32 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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#586288 - 03/20/13 08:37 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Rumor has it that Dunst is a pathetic drunk. She aint looking that young lately. It has been a sharp decline from Spiderman for that broad.
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#586291 - 03/20/13 08:45 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Rumor has it that Dunst is a pathetic drunk. She aint looking that young lately. It has been a sharp decline from Spiderman for that broad.


EXACTLY!!!

She's NOT looking good, yet looks better than Hart!
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#586292 - 03/20/13 08:46 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: LouCypher]
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Heard rumors on Gen.

Hope she's doing well.
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#586318 - 03/20/13 11:59 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Not only that. This thread has nothing to do with him yet he wants to squeak "look at me".

Childish.
its a thread about the fatman and i was conversing with him about a subject he brought up.*shrugs*
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#586344 - 03/21/13 09:08 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
its a thread about the fatman and i was conversing with him about a subject he brought up.*shrugs*


Frankie, I'm pretty sure Bornyo was making reference to Nat's post regarding his alleged debasement of Nat.

At least that's how I read it.
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#586348 - 03/21/13 09:12 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Fatman, if you have a free afternoon, please read the "tale of two titties" thread in the Cage. It is about 5 down from the top. Offer an opinion or tell us at which point you tapped out. Thanks.
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#586356 - 03/21/13 10:10 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I got through the 1st four pages.

I made the mistake of starting it when I really didn't have the time to finish.

As another person with elements of narcissistic personality disorder, I can see some of the same elements in myself [thus turning Frankie's thread into something about me].

Which troubles me, albeit slightly.
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#586358 - 03/21/13 10:13 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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The theme and the emotion drew me in more than the writing.

The lack of capitalization makes my mind hurt. Similar, but not the same, as people who chose ALL CAPS.

Having not been in the room with Frankie, I can't tell where the inappropriate actions of the therapist end and where Frankie's projection of his own lust upon her begin.
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#586360 - 03/21/13 10:15 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I have had female therapists. Most of them attractive. I have NEVER had one say anything remotely sexual to me.

In general, I like my psychiatrist to concentrate on medicine and be male and get my therapy from psychologists with doctorates who are female. However, my most effective therapist was a male CSW. But, that experience hasn't changed my leanings.
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#586364 - 03/21/13 10:23 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I, too, have been prescribed Risperdal for my bi-polar.

It didn't end well. Oddly Jamesn predicted as much.

My psychopharm [female, against my wishes] had me on Lamictal, Effexor, Wellbutrin [for sexual side effects from the Effexor] and Risperdal.

How Frankie remains awake and losing weight on Risperdal amazes me. I could not. In fact, it turned out that she kept me on the Risperdal solely to replace sleeping pills which were ineffective.

In the end, her witch's brew and lack of communication with me when I had to restart Lamictal from low dose, led to my committal in 2007. The first things they took me off were Wellbutrin and Risperdal.

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#586367 - 03/21/13 10:27 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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I was then released to the care of this mental health professional:




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#586371 - 03/21/13 10:37 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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You will easily note the contrast with Frankie's intended.

My affinity being more for nordic, celtic, blondes and his with unnatural caricatures of mammary glands.

While I found her somewhat attractive, I pretty sure she found no men attractive. She also had the aura of eating order about her.

But, she was tough yet caring. And, would provoke me.

She did engage me about doing better things with my time. She tried to get me to engage with real women instead of downloading and jerking off. She was aware of my XPT posting, and though she was offended by porn and bought wholesale the feminist rants of its woman abuse, she would let me show her posts of which I most proud on her PC during my session. [Maybe twice it happened].

However, it must be noted that she was the ONLY therapist I had the need and desire to be so "open" towards re XPT.

Which is why I am prejudiced toward suspicion of mostly "projection" re my brother of brain-chemistry-malfunction, Frankie.


Edited by Uomo Grassissimo!! (03/21/13 10:43 AM)
Edit Reason: clarity
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#586373 - 03/21/13 10:38 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Got a 2 o'clock engagement. Later.
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#586381 - 03/21/13 11:15 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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i see what youre saying,but im very pessimistic so me projecting anything or taking things out of context isnt very likely.ive never seen a bush like that before in my life(outside of porn from the 70s).her telling me to be sure to call her when i got my car multiple times in the same session.i dont think it was so she could congratulate me.the way she started to sensually touch my forearm to elbow to guide me into the room on more recent sessions.but whatever,all of it got me nothing other than a broken heart.
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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#586386 - 03/21/13 01:14 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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No reason to defend yourself.

I wasn't there. I openly admit that I draw my conclusions based on my partial prejudices.

Note that I didn't challenge your POV in your thread, but instead I'm just replying to a query as to my opinion of your thread.
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#586428 - 03/21/13 06:37 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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no big deal;no harm no foul.i just know i dont ever want to be in love again.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#586432 - 03/21/13 06:39 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
no big deal;no harm no foul.i just know i dont ever want to be in love again.


I'm with you there.
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#586597 - 03/22/13 08:10 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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OK. It was about 3 month before I signed onto this forum.

The Weehawken police had enough of me. In June 2004 my dad gave me his old car thinking it might be of use to me. I decided that my buddy and I could split the insurance, etc., I'd have a car for that one day a month it would be of use to me.

By October I got ill. And, at some point in 2005 my friend decided it was better that he have his own car than have to deal with trying to get in contact with me while I was cutting myself off from the world.

End result: I have a car I forget I have that sits outside my apartment.
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#586598 - 03/22/13 08:15 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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The Weehawken police ignore my car as best they can.

There are at least 3 times they post "emergency no parking/tow away" where I don't move the car and they don't tow it.

Finally after a bad snow in late 2005/early 2006 they decide enough is enough. They spend more then 10 minutes ringing my bell and pounding on my door to get me to move the car. But, as is my wont, I don't reply. In fact I sit in my apartment with my headphones listening to my TV or something.

They ticket and tow the car.
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#586599 - 03/22/13 08:19 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Months pass. It's April 2006. I try to renew my license only to find that I can't. My license was suspended for failing to show in court for the ticket on the car.

They did try to notify me. Their error was attempting it my mail. Since the anthrax thing just after 9/11, I don't do mail. I never liked mail. And, it seemed a good time to cut it off for good.

So I did not know. And, I was living on my savings. So I decided that since I wasn't planning on ever having a car again, why pay?

So I let it stay suspended and went on with life.
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#586600 - 03/22/13 08:22 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Fast forward to 2011. My mom wants me to get my license so she has a backup/replacement driver for my stepdad. Plus, the transit in Florida sucks. Especially when compared with what I had in NJ/NY.

But, I don't want to deal with it. The ticket and penalty must be a fortune by now. And will they reinstate my license after 5 years of suspension?

So I dawdle.
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#586602 - 03/22/13 08:24 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I knew you don't deal with the mail, I always wondered how that came about. I vaguely recall you talking about a friend or relative coming over and sending in checks, dealing with that sort of mail stuff. Also remember boxes or sacks of unopened mail. Do you order things from Amazon or anyplace online? If so how do you deal with that?

What do you use for photo id if you have to do banking in person or fly or something? Or do you not have to do any of that?
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#586604 - 03/22/13 08:29 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Spring changes to Summer changes to Fall. I walk the "100 steps", the name of a public staircase in Weehawken that had 101 steps. I head into Town Hall. I attempt to get an idea on what I owe.

They have to look it up. While they look I try to figure it out myself. Abandoning a car. Towing a car. Emergency No Parking. Expired Resident Sticker. Plus court costs. Plus penalty. It's looking like several hundred bucks.

It's under a 100. All they charge me for is having an uninspected vehicle, something I didn't even think of, and the lowest of the possible fines. That plus penalty plus a Weehawken fine for having a fine. Seventy something bucks.

Then they argue because it seems someone forgot to put out a warrant on me for having an unpaid ticket that long. I think they forgot on purpose.

But now I have to go to DMV to clear the suspension. That I KNOW costs $100.
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#586605 - 03/22/13 08:35 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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It is Xmas eve 2011. I take a bus that goes directly from Weehawken to Bayonne, the closest DMV that deals with suspensions.

I'm the only one on the bus. It runs 5 times a day only in the morning from this direction and won't pick up any passengers after Journal Square ... just drop off.

I wait outside the DMV while they open late due to installing decorations. The mob is a bit restless. Few have their documents.

I go to clear my suspension. It took quite a while. No one in front of me has their right papers. The system doesn't show them paid. One argues so much he is arrested.

Finally my turn. I have my papers. They show me paid. They clear me, but I have to return to the first line to get a new number for the license line.

Once I clear that, wait my turn, the clerk apologizes since I no longer appear on the system. A supervisor comes. Another apology. It seems I've waited too long. I have to start again. Learner's permit, road test, etc.

I thank them. Inform them that I am moving. I'll get the license in NY or FL.
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#586606 - 03/22/13 08:39 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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After months of never getting my permit in NYC because of procrastination, I move to FL without a license.

Once here, the procrastination begins again. I want to be sure I don't fail the written test with FL laws.

Finally I schedule an appointment for my test.

I arrive early and they review my paperwork. They ask if I ever had a license.

Yes. But, it was suspended and expired. It is not longer suspended, but it was expired.

Why was it suspended?

Uninspected vehicle.

Do I have the old license.

Yes.

They examine it and give me a number.
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#586608 - 03/22/13 08:44 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Now I wait to be called. Letter and number. Some letter/number moving much faster than others. I assume appointments fastest since I breeze in.

Number called. Up to the clerk's stand. Examines my IDs and residency. Eye test.

She says "You have had a license?"

Yes. But, it was suspended and expired. It is not longer suspended, but it was expired.

Why was it suspended?

Uninspected vehicle.

"Yes. I see that on the record." [I am surprised that info was there.]


Do I have the old license.

Yes.

Hand it to her. Examines it. Furious typing. Stand for a picture. Try it again.

Then, suddenly and to my profound surprise ...

THEY PRINT ME A LICENSE!!!!
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#586610 - 03/22/13 08:45 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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No written test. No driver test.

Just a NJ license that expired in 2006.

One that NJ would not give me a license for.

I LOVE Florida!!!!
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#586612 - 03/22/13 08:50 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
I knew you don't deal with the mail, I always wondered how that came about. I vaguely recall you talking about a friend or relative coming over and sending in checks, dealing with that sort of mail stuff. Also remember boxes or sacks of unopened mail. Do you order things from Amazon or anyplace online? If so how do you deal with that?

What do you use for photo id if you have to do banking in person or fly or something? Or do you not have to do any of that?


My on-line orders were mostly CompUSA [really TigerDirect] and they come UPS. UPS doesn't like to come more than once. And, after a while they don't even bother ringing. They bring all the packages in the neighborhood to the deli on the corner. The owner then yells "You got a package!" when you are pouring your own coffee.

I don't know why he does it. Some people actually give him crap about their stuff. But, he still does it. He'd even call me if I was in one of my hiding moods and forgot I backordered something to let me know it was still there.
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#586615 - 03/22/13 08:56 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I don't do banking in person. My dad is on my account and he deals with any issues. He likes that stuff. I do not.

For ID I use a passport. While I don't do mail or drive, I do travel.

It sometimes means interesting surprises. Like the fact that they don't know how to scan that for age confirmation for getting a beer at CitiField.

In fact, my brother and my best friend were annoyed that this trendy bar we were attempting to enter for a party was scanning the licenses and had a memory stick attached like they were saving data. They didn't like it one bit. But, their bigger issue was what would unpredictable Mr. Paranoid do about that. I just handed him my passport which he had no idea how to scan.

The next time they went to that bar, they each brought their passports.
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#586641 - 03/23/13 02:44 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Yes, those ID swipers are used for market research. Group by zip code, by age, gender, etc.
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#586662 - 03/23/13 06:32 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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At a music festival with my ex they were scanning the licenses of the instate people.

Me: Wow, you are actually scanning licenses? What are they hoping to find some people with warrants?

Cop: Oh yeah, we can get everything from this. Address phone number, you name it.

Me ( to my ex as we walk past the cop): Did that dude say he was trying to get your phone number?

Cop: Uuuuh, aaaah, nah man.

He was so embarrassed, it was great. Couple people in line laughed.
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#586671 - 03/23/13 07:24 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Only times I've ever had my ID scanned were at target, while buying nicotine gum during the two years it took me to quit.

I never understood that: I can see scanning ID for people trying to buy cigs, but wouldnt you want youngins who smoked to try and stop?

Fucking Bloomtard.

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#586713 - 03/23/13 12:03 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I hope Bloomy runs for president and all the skeletons fall out of his closet, like that Kerik tool that tried to be head of Homeland Security.
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#586714 - 03/23/13 12:07 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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They can also scan your vehicles tag while driving by and go through parking lots at concerts and other large gatherings checking for stolen cars and any other things that pop up.

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#586721 - 03/23/13 12:30 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Lizards in the parking lot. For supremacy.

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#586724 - 03/23/13 12:37 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I hope Bloomy runs for president and all the skeletons fall out of his closet, like that Kerik tool that tried to be head of Homeland Security.


I'm pretty sure Kerik was Guilini's skeleton. I don't know if he ever worked a day for Bloomberg. I'm pretty sure he left with his rabbi, Rudy.
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#586725 - 03/23/13 12:41 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I got nailed for expired registration last year via License Plate scan. Another time, 4-5 years ago, I was nailed for Driving While Suspended by the same means.

It sucked because my license should not have been suspended. 3 hours of phone work between DMV in NY and in NJ and I got the letter stating as much 2 days before I got the letter stating that my license was suspended. DWS was thrown out, which blew up their search of my vehicle, but it was either eat a Loitering in a Known Drug Area or go to trial on the CDS and Paraphernalia charges. I paid the $237 and haven't driven in that town since.

If the cops make enough drug busts on a stretch of highway, it can become "a known drug area". Fucking ridiculous.
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#586728 - 03/23/13 12:48 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Lizards in the parking lot. For supremacy.


The Dark Side of the PulpeD is the cul-de-sac of many labyrinths some consider to be… Abstruse. - Revenge of the SitheD
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#586731 - 03/23/13 12:59 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I've been pulled over three times I can remember ...

First was in 1985. I was in desperate straits for a parking spot when I just moved to Albany only to discover that the little side street I turned down was one-way the other way. The cops let me off completely.

Second in 1987. Driving while wearing headphones in PA. Got a warning since he discovered in conversation that I ref-ed his HS footgame game between Allen & Dieruff. That and his embarrassment for finding the suspicious white powder he saw was from donuts.

Last in the 1990s when I got a ticket for driving a commercial vehicle on Park Ave. It was a Labor Day Parade float. Beat it in court. Long story.

My problems come when my car is parked.
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#586732 - 03/23/13 01:04 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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SD is just less than I HopeD for.

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#586735 - 03/23/13 01:09 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
SD is just less than I HopeD for.


Sure a "New Hope" as better than "Revenge of the Sith", but if Lucas had the same tools in 70s he had when he made Sith he would have ruined Hope, too.

I assume they don't scan your license since it's written in Klingon.
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#586737 - 03/23/13 01:21 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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That was not a reference to Star Wars.

I like the original trilogy more, yet find it okay what he came up with in the new one.

THX certification, Skywalker Sound, Industrial Light & Magic and probably more - there was a bit entrepreneurship involved here which led him to sell the Star Wars franchise, rights, whatever the fuck to Disney for two billion dollars or so.
They'll most likely do terrible things with it, yet make it spacy and boomy enough to warrant a rental once the trilogy they surely have planned out is completed and available on disc or neural interface.

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#586741 - 03/23/13 01:40 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Uh oh.

Another comprehensible post. The mask is a'slippin'.

Nothing scares/unnerves you more than someone being able to comprehend your mishugaas.
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