This is great. The more they try not to be the more they are just defining the observation I made. Yeah I'm back and things here suck. The new posters are embarrassingly like ADT. Nothing interesting is happening in the Porn World. Porn is dead when Donny Long's aid riddle body stops functioning which should by any day now

you forgot something didn't you?.

He forgot to stop breathing.

maybe that too but i was attempting to help him along.

he was desperately trying to carry that "whores gonna wh0re" line around with him. maybe he got flustered. happens i guess?.

Who got flustered? Nate the "ex-Air Force Officer?" Nate "I can't spell Plantagenet" Badpseudonym? Nate of the unfunny GIF sigs so huge they needed their own domain?

No way. I can't believe it.

Nate posted something on my profile about the fat girl inside people. I feel honored to be let in on Nate's fetish for bbws burrowing a strap-on deep inside him. I've always liked the dude. He's not afraid to ask interesting questions. Don't worry, Nate. It doesn't mean you're gay. Your sexuality is very advanced.

^^Snickering quietly.

Mopez still has the best post on Gia's profile. Every once in a while I check the profile pages of posters on the first page of the member list to see if he's been around.

Man Sharif HOW DO YOU DO IT?

It's a sure bet you'd never understand it, little man.

What does Mario Van Peebles have to do with this? That's who that third guy is right?

I still laugh at the snoozing post icon...

Do we really need 85 different pictures and YouTube videos after every post? It's like scrolling through the Exile on Main Street album cover 20 times on every page.

It would be OK to have all the pics and .gifs and videos if they actually meant something. I'm sure they do, but we're not deep enough to figure it out.

Kinda smacks of Monica Foster in a way huh ?

More like Elabo.

Anyone heard anything from Fatty? I miss the big fella.

Second verse, same as the first. GDClyde where are you?

Ya know, it sucks that he said he never checks the email that is listed in his profile. Maybe he looks at his YouTube videos once in a while. You could maybe contact him through the comment section.

My fear is he cannot be contacted any more outside a Ouija Board.

He's either institutionalized or living with/near his mom in Florida. Only way he'd dead is if he rapid detoxed himself again, to get hallucinations from the withdrawals of the psych meds. Grown ass man, looking forward to the DTs so much he got piss jugs on stand by. <<shakes head>>

Hey Fatman...fill us in.

I knew we hadn't seen the last of the Fatman. Welcome back, Bro.

Over time ... it will all be revealed.

I became curious about the site again when I realized I wasn't all that far from the infamous "Chatsworth, CA".

Thought about visiting JM. But, I didn't even know if the site, or even company, even existed any more. Let alone if they would know who the fatman was. I mean if I'm going to get my photo taken by hidden FBI cameras, the people I'm visiting better know me.

And, felt searching for XXX stuff over the hotel internet to find out wasn't the best of ideas.

Plus, I've driven about 1 hour since Oct 2004. Maybe I was right to accept my sister's admonishment that rediscovering my instincts on LA freeways in a rental car would end badly. So I passed.

It's still a better idea than trying to re-learn how to drive in Los Angeles. Just as well, though. You got a chance to meet Steve here before you left, yes?

Last year ... 1st Sunday in May ... my cruise ship, the Maasdam arrived in Charleston, SC. We weren't in port long. Like 8 AM to 4PM. Which is really 7 hours since they don't let you off until at least a 1/2 hour after you arrive and want you back a 1/2 hour before they depart.

I did their tour of Fort Sumter. Mistake. Would have been better just to take a cab there and then explore on my own.

The tour is really run by the national park service. I did have the advantage of a plethora of Staten Island Ferry rides, so I positioned myself perfectly at the bow to get the best view/pics.

There were even a couple of playful dolphins who approached the boat before the return trip.

Enjoyed the fort. Didn't enjoy the bus ride after the fort. Things we were supposed to visit we just drove by quickly ... like the pastel colored houses along the shore.

I wanted a picture or two of the painted ladies. the Old Slave Mart. Instead we stopped to see the outside of some museum and a couple of alleged haunting houses.

My mom had a far better experience. She felt seeing the fort from the shore was good enough. So she ani her walker went out on her own. She found a bus that was free. And some random people were more than happy to help her on and off. The bus filled quickly and a little kid whined about not having a seat. So my mom unfolded her walker and invited him to sit. After a short hesitation, the boy accepted. My mom was delighted when he wanted to stay on the fold out chair of her walker near her when seats opened up rather than in the back with his family.

So the lesson is: INDEPENDENT ADVENTURE ROCKS.

nice.... you've been missed. welcome back.

Thx Lou. Some things change. But, that av remains classic.

It's not good to search XXX stuff on hotel networks? What about hooker sites?

Fatman did you hear Raven Alexis has terminal cancer?

Good for ME.

Don't use my repressed, paranoid self as a yardstick.

Remember. I used to be in charge of a computer unit for the government. I used to help with investigations. I used to go on search warrants for the NYS police.

Just because I used to track visited IPs for people who had the right to do so doesn't mean someone else might be doing it over a public network for people investigating tourists from other countries, etc., at the moment I'm looking to see if Jeff is still breathing, working, etc., etc.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there is no one out to get you.

No I had not.

Who is Raven Alexis?

And what is her relation to Marie McCray?

From the D on her IAFD, I assume bolt-ons.

Might explain why I can't buy a clue.

You did post bald head pics of her in fund-raising tees, no?

IAFD says:
"- diagnosed with stage four brain cancer in July of 2011."

Oddly I think that means she's lived longer with that than Carter did. Odd because she's younger and therefore it should spread faster, no?

jeff probably has twitter.

I fixed that for you.

Welcome back, Fatman. Somewhere, Lexi Belle's ears are ringing.

Mr Fatty, did you see Lexi's first anal endeavor? Thoughts?

Only a pic. I'll have to find the clip and report back.

HA!

Doubt she even knows one such as I exists.

Thx!!

I think one of THE Twins had "whore cancer" while I was away as well.

Whaddaya think of Boringho's ascent to "power"? The dude has had a serious hard on fore me for months and it's all been borrring. Dude is an ol' sun dried redneck mouth breathing pedo....

Of this ascent I am only aware that he and Gia seem to be the sole active mods of forums I post in.

I myself am relatively old and can be very verbose and boring.

Of the rest, I can't relate. I'm a husky, lighty-caramel-tanned teen-obsessed matzoh-eater. So, it's not my place to judge.

That 70s show just ended on the Family channel and this show I've never heard of comes on.

My point is that there's a blonde that's remotely familiar on the screen.

I was SHOCKED to find that it was the remains of what was Melissa Joan Hart. She's one of the VERY few celebs I ever met, back in 1997 when the company I worked for was designed a site for her.

What the hell happened??? She looks in her 40s!

Sad. F-ing sad.

On Lexi ... which scene am I looking for?

Big Wet Asses 22 or Lexi 2012?

i think thats because she is or damn near close.she was like 20 already when she had that stupid show on nickelodeon when i was a kid:clariss explains it all(maybe melissa).

She's 36. 37 next month. That show likely taped when she was 34.

I saw her in 1997 when she was 21 looking like she was going on 15.

NO WAY she should look 45-47.

Was that around the time you developed your love of penis?

Don't act like a bitch Nate. You came outta the box trying to ride his junk, and now that he got a hard on, you tryin to play victim . Sad excuse for a hate bot.