And, from what I remember, was very, very proud of it.

She was very friendly and resigned to her "caste".

I met her since I'm a very, very distant acquaintance of Amy Heckerling's 1st husband. So it's like a "D" list acquaintance running into a "D" list celeb.




I'm still shocked she did a mast-porn. Softcore as those are.

Getting ready to head back to NY for a couple of week.

Man needs his med prescriptions ....

And, my $7 haircut/shave/etc.


Flying out of West Palm tomorrow. Haven't used that airport since 1999. But it is closer to me than FLL.


Hopefully I'll remember to return to XPT when I get back .......

Pretty sure I will.




It would be helpful if someone gets a PulpeD-Setta stone while I'm gone. Maybe something with both PipeD and Guapo.

We've had the top Rhodes Scholars working on it for a few years now with no luck.

have a safe trip fatman. we'll catch ya on flip..

In 48 hours I went from helping to build a pool in Hillsdale in the snow and sleet to swimming in the pool in the 80s in Florie-dah.

I hate myself. That isn't unusual.

Today's reason ... I lost my phone.

Granted it was over 5 years old. Granted it wasn't a smartphone. Granted the battery was dying. Granted when I misplace the charger, no one had one to sell me and I had to spend ~400 times for shipping what I paid for the charger [1 cent].

Granted all it could do was make calls and be an alarm clock. Well ... it took bad photos. But, you had to pay to send them to anyone. Even yourself.

But, now I have to make the jump to a smartphone ...

I have no more excuses.




Damn.

If you ever decide on fucking a chick, instead of just downloading them, here is a ScarJo look a like for ya.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/3758623360.html

I'm terrible at losing shit. I've lost 3 cameras in india, the first 2 in 2 days. the other one was also on the first day.

I've since switched from nikon to canon and the problem seems to have been resolved..!

Whoa!

If it wasn't for what looks like a pussy lip in the rear view pic, I'd think tranny, based on low price and closed legs in the other pics. As is, if I had the money, I'd take one for the team and give you a report. I imagine there would be lots of upselling though.

I gotta relent and buy Photoshop so I can make GIFs.

Just Google "how to make a gif". There are programs to do it with pics and programs to do it from video. They are free.

Also, Photoshop is one of the easiest programs to pirate and crack. Someone told me once they leave it like that because they make sooo much selling it to schools and businesses that they don't care.

I'll be leaving for Spain on Tuesday. Two weeks at sea.

I don't know how I'm going to do.

I get slightly sea sick in medium waves last year. But I was in the back near the motor. I don't think I'm going to do well going through the Straits of Gibraltar. I think I'm going to need the sick bucket.


Get to see the volcanoes on the Azores that someday will take out NYC, though.


Hoping to keep my record of weighing less after a cruise than before intact.

btw, my 1st cousins once and twice removed will be on ABC's "Bet on Your Baby" in May, mom & daughter.






They don't know who Desi & Elle Fox are.

I wish I didn't know who they were.

Nieuw Amsterdam Performs Nighttime Rescue Mid-Atlantic of Two Sailors


Saturday, May 4, at 6:50 p.m. (UTC-2), Nieuw Amsterdam received a call from the U.S. Coast Guard Rescue Coordination Center at Norfolk, Va., regarding a mayday signal it had received from sailing yacht Embla, which was disabled and adrift. Nieuw Amsterdam immediately diverted from its course and arrived on the scene at 9 p.m. local time.

The ship then initiated rescue of the sailboat’s crew, two males aged 29 and 61. The men were taken aboard Nieuw Amsterdam following a security check and provided food and accommodations. They will disembark in the next port of call at the Azores.

When it received the call, Nieuw Amsterdam was approximately 600 miles east of Bermuda on its trans-Atlantic crossing to Europe, and sailing yacht Embla was approximately 35 nautical miles south-southwest of the cruise ship, according to the Coast Guard. Nieuw Amsterdam is expected to arrive at Horta, Azores, Wednesday, May 8, on schedule.


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We never made it to Horta. The seas were too rough to safely operate the tenders. So, they stayed aboard until Ponte Delgada the next day.

Nice.

So Fatman,

Have you looked into Zoey Nixon yet? I still think she is your type. Not so much for her looks, but her personality.

I do like Zoey. But, she isn't one of my "goddesses" ...

She reminds me of girls that clung to me when I was young and adorable that I turned my back to rudely .... I rue and regret not banging them now.

I was a smart, charismatic, good-looking guy. Not great-looking. But, I always chased top-shelf trim. I had my successes, but they were invariably short-lived as the girls, ever chased, always traded up ... or just got bored as young girls do.

Oddly I was more likely to fall in love for Life THEN than NOW. Now I have ZERO interest in a partner even for a weekend. Then, I wanted a goddess to devote my Life in true monotheism.

But, looking back with age and wisdom via porn, I note that the differences between my goddesses and a good fun average girl is far less than I reckoned.

Rich Cimini
Congrats to @wardmelville HS boys lacrosse, which captures first county title since 2000. Also ranked No. 2 nationally. #Patriots

Good and the bad.

The good ... I set up my new i7 desktop with ease. Installed all my favorite programs. I think I may need an additional MS office license. I had a set of 3 from Costco. I've used two and gave one to my mom.

The only worry was that my PC would be far from the router. I haven't used wireless for anything but laptops and tablets before. I was afraid with my maze of bookcases and cabinets that I wouldn't get enough reception to download well.

So I purchased a wireless device with a real antenna that wasn't too expense and had great reviews. Working wonderfully. Full 5 bars. Even have better bars to the neighbors routers. Got close to 3Mbps on YouTube downloads over XFinity.

The bad news. The morning I was setting up my PC, I grabbed for my laptop. I had left my earbuds on the keyboard. When I grabbed the laptop I heard a small crunch. The screen is kaput.

Thankfully I have a full no-fault on the laptop for another 2 years. But, I don't exactly remember where I put the documentation ... so it's going to be a bit of a search before I can fix it.

On the other side .... I was able to figure out how to take my HD out of my laptop easily enough. The issue there is I think I may have encrypted it.

In any case, my usually reliable read-any-harddisk device wouldn't recognize the disk as having data.

I had hope to copy it off and clean it up before I shipped it for repairs.

I found it interesting that my HP laptop has a Toshiba HD.

My old Acer has an HP drive in it. That was bigger than the system should have been able to handle. Fucking Best Buy display models.

Fatty, just send your laptop sans HDD. Tell them its contents can never be out of your control, that is not the problem anyway, and to please fix it with an in house substitute if needed. When it comes back just slip it back in and you should be home free.

Thx, bro.

I truth, that was what I was going to.

Still have to find that warranty ... or I have to wait to July when I see my dad in NY. I got my copy in storage.

Skyped for the 1st time.

Went well.

Man. Electric goes out quite often in South Florida. Gotta get a UPS next month .....

Everytime a squirrel farts here it goes out or flickers badly.

Hey Fatman,

While I enjoy the creative way you mark the birthdays of porn stars it seems to have consumed your activity on this board to some extent.

To me this counting has become like a prisoner marking his days on the wall of his jail cell.




Thoughts?

I enjoy his take on each chick. If it was just their birthday he posted it would be boring. He has more to offer however.

I'm currently quite busy. Odd for a guy who doesn't have a job, I know. But, true.

I organizing my stuff after a move. I've got to help out my mom and my sinking-ever-deeper-into-dementia-self-pity-and-anger stepdad ["No Father's day gift for you" in Soup Nazi voice.]

I read quite a bit now that I've discovered Kindle. I exercise 2 -3 hours a day. Light stuff. That helps the body and clears the mind.

And, I'm starting an historic fiction novel on 9/11 that is an outlet of my angst from my personal damage on that day.

I enjoy ranting more on ESPN than here. I hate the Wilponzi and Alderson more than anyone in porn.

I'm a real oddity in XPT. Because I'm a fanboi. I have the girls I like and I do worship them in my way. But, I also boil over in impatience and anger for those that irritate me.

This is best expressed in my birthday themed utterances. Good and bad.

Like today. I went on a little trip to the local "dump". Though they don't like it called a "dump". It's a sanitary landfill.

Very, very interesting. It seems each of us creates an average of 6 lbs of trash a day.

They currently turn a small portion of the trash into electricity by burning. The exhaust is clean scrubbed so that it's emissions over 24 hours is the same as a diesel truck going 500 miles. They create enough electric to serve 37k people.

They are currently constructing a new facility next door which will burn the garbage without having to shred or exclude certain items. It will be able to burn construction waste, like cement columns WHOLE. It should be ready in 2015.

The amazing thing to me was that amount of coins that the sorter pulls out of the garbage. The PR person said they average 100k in coins a year. I feel that's more than slightly high. But, still. There are thousands just tossed.

Also interesting, 100 lbs of garbage become 15 lbs of ash.

And, lastly, there's some kind of Steakhouse stripclub nearby called Rachel's. So it on the way to the "dump".

http://www.rachelspalmbeach.com/

My exercise in Florida has altered slightly.

On an average day, I'm in the pool before 7:30 to run, walk and butterfly. I'm up to 40 pool lengths a morning in my 45 minute or so session.

The afternoon includes a brisk walk of the circle of the community, just under 3 miles and about 50 minutes now. The issue there is the heat. Some afternoons are brutal.

Later I race sunset, when the pool technically closes, to get in a half hour of a more relaxing pool time than the morning. The issue there is pool water temperature, which today was a brutal 96 degrees. It's actually annoying to put your face into it. And, serves no cooling unless you stand and there's a breeze.

Once I get back from NY after my July visit, I will replace some of this with work in the clubhouse gym.

I was in Vegas last week and I took a really big dump in the pool at the Aria..!!

Bornyo How does concrete burn? Can it burn?

Only if the rebar was properly salted.

^^Good catch. That's why I asked him specifically. But I was serious. Can concrete burn? I've got a stack of red brick that I stole from a big building that burned in town in the early 90s. The creosote or whatever just needed a little scrubbing with a wire brush and they look fine.

It can be reduced to ash but it takes a lot of heat. I can't think of anything in it that would burn except the air trapped in it. In basic form it is just portland cement, sand, gravel and water. Incineration seems like an energy inefficient way to dispose of a pretty inert, innocuous waste. Must be done because landfill space is valuable.

And this is how you learn something new every day. Thanx.

The landfill space is the issue. He said that even with what they are burning in the current plant, the landfill would only last until 2025.

From the site:

"It will reduce the amount of waste currently being landfilled by up to 85 percent, delaying for many years the need to develop a new landfill in Palm Beach County."

A PDF on the facility: CLICK ME!



I emailed the guy and he's a bit miffed at me. He feels he was misquoted.

I seem to have replaced his "incinerate" with my "burn". By "incinerate" he means "reduce to ashes". He says that concrete is "fully oxidized"; it does not burn. But, the water in the concrete is boiled off and without the water the concrete turns into powder.

Any rebar would inevitably be melted and sold off. Only the ash gets buried. The metals are recovered, and like the recyclables, they have people who buy that stuff. Panzer, perhaps.


He'll be really miffed if he knew it was about a porn board post ....

Well, you tell him from us that we don't like his attitude. Fucking Cosa Nostra garbage collectors and their grammar Nazism.

He actually asked if my "group" would be interested in a tour of the facility or if they would like a representative to give a presentation at our next meeting.


Is it wrong of me that I thought about how funny it would be to see him led blindly into a XPT chat with Jamesn, or someone with that confident take-no-prisoners demeanor, asking him if he does DP or only anal?

Sadly I think Guapo would find a way to ruin it. Or Panzer.

If she were still alive today, I would have celebrated my Grandmother's 114th birthday today.

She's dead longer than Lisa Sparxxx has been alive.

Melissa Joan Hart was born in the same hospital my grandma died in. Almost 5 months to the day before.

And, she's no spring chicken.

Or if he can get weed or know anybody that's runnin bitches.

Anyway, it was always a bitter-sweet occasion anyway since my grandmother unwisely, IMHO, got married on her birthday in 1915.

The marriage lasted about 20 years. The last 10 or so very messy.

So, it was always a sad day for her, too.


And I never knew exactly how to take that. Because if their marriage never crumbled, my mom doesn't get created, ergo my brother and sister don't ever exist.

We know full well the world would be better without me. I don't need Sam Kinison to re-enact "It's a Wonderful Life" to know that I'm as needed as Al Bundy was.

But, it is odd, to me at least, to know that in some way we all are partially the product of a sum of personal devastation of our forebearers.

Guess we don't need Xenu and "Incident II" to have a haunting trail of memories over the eons. Each of us is a product of tragedies [and good fortunes] in our own genetic pasts.

I don't know how many of us really are George Bailey, but no matter what miserable pieces of shit any one of us might be, there are people around us who love and need us. It's what keeps the barrel out of my mouth.

Donated blood earlier this week. My Cholesterol numbers are in.



These go along with my 117/77 blood pressure.

So ... BITE ME Alkoholic!