I weigh under 300lbs. It should likely take 2 - and no way more than 4 - of North Hudson's Bravest to carry me out. Those guys are fairly fit.

The cats can't get to my belongings. They are in the "treasure room" and they have no ability to unlock the door ... and even if it weren't locked, the cats aren't very bright ... you know how that can be ...


The main issue with finding me would be which foul odor would get the authorities to come first:

* The stench of my rotting corpse.
* The stench of unchanged litter boxes.