That coward!!

She didn't even show for the "trial".

My lawyer tells me she got disciplined for giving false statements to the police - just a "memo" in her file, but it's something.



What would my balls get tangled up with??



They get squashed in briefs, and boxers makes me feel like I've got two pairs of pants on - I don't like that. I find that they itch less when "set free".

You just have to make sure you zip up or it could be a felony.