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#274017 - 11/10/07 08:44 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Answer to King's post about my "alleged" piracy:

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but wait, I thought all your porn was pirated for free?




Partially true. I don't buy porn anymore. I let the Universe leak its porn abundance onto my DVD burner - like the Casey Parker "used backdoor" DVD I found out about 2 weeks ago.



But, I had spent at least a couple of grand on porn since 1993. I have sold some off in the past on eBay and I plan to sell ALL my original videos [and DVDs] this spring after I FINALLY get around to backing them up to DVD.



A few months before I arrived at XPT, I accidently uncovered the method of "porn liberation". It was during a search for the "Casting Couch" scene with Cherish & Cali Marie. I had just "discovered" them on TheHun.com. I NEEDED to see the scene. By on-line chat I was informed by CastingCouchTeens.com that THE Twins would only "stream" even if I purchased a full membership - which had been my intention since they also had the TeenyBopperClub scene.

Ordering the disk wasn't of interest to me since I wanted to see them NOW!! In search for them on another pay site, I found them on another site with a better price.

I then made a pledge to Providence and focused my OCD on gathering all of Earth's porn into one grand library for the betterment of all pervert-kind.


Prior to that I had purchased a vast porn library which was augmented by being bequeathed the collections of many a man on his way to the porn desert of marriage.

Except for Tanya Harding's Wedding and a Jacqueline Lovell tape, I never bought a video until it made its way into the "$9.99 or less" bin - about 6 months to a year after it was a "new release" and sold full price. I can wait. It doesn't lose its "hotness" if I don't see it the day its released.

I bought many lots of "pre-viewed" porn from the small video rental shops that used to be around when they were looking to recycle stock on the cheap.

I also low bid on many eBay auctions for large tape lots where I could get the tapes for under a $1 each. [I "won" only 3 of these since I just try to win with my low bid].

I've actually resold many of these at a small [VERY SMALL!] profit since I do better at "selling" the attributes of the tapes than those I bought them from.

I bought many real amateur vids from eBay, NebraskaCoeds, ForbiddenVideo, etc., in 2000-2002. I sold the "lot" of these for a substantial profit to a Iranian saffron importer who only likes one-of-a-kind amateurs ... but I still have my "archive" backups ...

Once I went to DVD, I mostly purchased lots since I like the surprise of not knowing what/who might be on the disk ALONG WITH the price. I especially like DVD samplers since you usually get 4 full scenes of different variety along with the title sequence [and girl IDs] from several different movies.

This is the way I found several of my favorites like Anastasia Blue, Lexi Mathews, Monica Sweetheart ... I "discovered" Madison Monroe in scenes from "Cheerleader Swap & Swallow" and "Little White Slave Girls" BOTH on the same sample disk!!




The downside is that you WILL get disks you have no interest in. For me this includes asian porn, Big Butt Latinas or anything specializing in more than 1 penis in a woman's butt or vagina.

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#274018 - 11/15/07 12:33 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Here, fatty. Here's some bait.



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#274019 - 11/18/07 02:57 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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I'd love if there were some real pics of these twins.

Bloodwork this past week for liver testing related to medication.

Blood pressure: 108/68.




Weight: Unchanged since July.



[well ... at least I didn't gain any ...]
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#274020 - 11/28/07 08:16 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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okay this seems to have about run it's course.



removing the adhesive.

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#274021 - 11/28/07 08:22 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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well actually i can't figure out how to unsticky this bitch

just as well
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#274022 - 11/29/07 10:23 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
ranathan Offline
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just add a creepy do not click link and i think we're all good.

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#274023 - 11/30/07 10:00 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Quote:

well actually i can't figure out how to unsticky this bitch

just as well





Press the "TV/VCR" button on the remote.



No, the cable box remote.



Is the TV set to Channel 3?



Is the VCR selector switch set to "3" or "2"?



Okay, now click the Input Channel button on the TV remote twice.



No, the Tee-Vee remote.



ad infinitum...

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#274024 - 12/03/07 03:56 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Did Fatman eat himself into a coma? Is he wedged in a door frame somewhere in New York, unable to get free? Did he go the way of Chico, Haley and Danny? If anyone actually gives a shit about him, now might be the time to start worrying.
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#274025 - 12/04/07 06:34 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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i was going to give fatman a month before i started thinking of all the horrible things that could happen to him.....
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#274026 - 12/04/07 11:59 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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He might just not have enough time to post. This is the busy season for Santa Claus impersonators.
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#274027 - 12/06/07 09:06 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Quote:

He might just not have enough time to post. This is the busy season for Santa Claus impersonators.




And it DOES take a lot of time to dress up all of his cats as reindeer for his sleigh...

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#274028 - 12/10/07 11:19 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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In truth, in the 90s I owned a cheap Santa suit. I got it from one of the many struggling costumers in the Theatre District. I opted for purchase since it was actually cheaper than renting a good one. It even came with these slip on things to make your shoes look like boots!! The only thing I splurged on was the hair and beard.

I used to wear it in the AG's office for the holiday parties.





My cats wouldn't be patient enough to wear anything. They don't even have collars.





I tried not to sit too often in the suit. The clerical women of the office used to want to sit on Santa's lap. Many of them out weighed me.



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#274029 - 12/28/07 06:27 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Upon arriving home, I was greeted by 3 of 4 of "the pride". Sadly I believe that the elder female's life force is winding down. She was not in her "favorite" places. She did not respond when called. It took me quite some time to find her. I started to think she had passed. She wasn't all to responsive once I found her. I petted her for a while. She purred softly but showed no interest in moving. I let her stay where she was.

After a long while she worked her way to the living room - she's completely blind with cataracts so it takes her a bit of time to find her way. Once she made it to the futon, her son Snowy rubbed heads with her and she allowed him to clean out her ears.

Both are odd since he mostly likes to torment the females, and she lashes out anytime he's anywhere near her. I think they know time is winding down as well.

She is quite thin and frail. She has been losing weight ever since she lost her vision.

She has her own place atop the left corner of the futon [which is almost always in the "couch" position"]. She enjoys sleeping there next to my head. In the morning when she wants to be petted, she waits until I slightly stir and then places her clammy paw on my face and slowly and carefully extends her claws to get my attention. It is quite annoying.

I'll miss her when she dies.



I will cry for days ....





At approximately 3:15PM EST Friday December 28th, the loving gentle short-haired domestic cat known as Calicoco was euthanised at Animal Infirmary of Hoboken after suffering a stroke that left her partially paralyzed the evening before.

She was 15 3/4 years old.

She did not cry even once in her struggle against her paralysis. She did not even vocally protest her removal from her apartment or cry during the car ride to the vet. It was only her 3rd time out of apartment since she arrived with her brother at 8 weeks old in early 1992.

She was clearly resigned to her fate. She was heard purring as she died.

She is survived by her brother George David Clyde, her son Snowball of X to the minus 1, her daughter The Grey Girl and a crying fat guy who is grateful for the extra 2 1/2 months he had with her since he saw her turn downhill.

She will be missed and remembered.












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#274030 - 12/28/07 07:33 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Very sad. I had to put, down my cat, Pooter Baby, a number of years ago and it took months to adjust. I still think of her has 'my cat.'
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#274031 - 12/28/07 07:40 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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i'm so sorry for your loss.
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#274032 - 12/28/07 09:52 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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i am really sorry too...The Purring part is so strong.

Cats Rule... She will want you to get new kittens Fatman




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#274033 - 12/28/07 09:54 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Quote:

It was only her 3rd time out of apartment since she arrived with her brother at 8 weeks old in early 1992.





ummmm weren't you taking her to the Vets?





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#274034 - 12/29/07 06:19 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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That's a bummer fatman. It's not easy and sometimes even harder with a pet, because many people can't sympathize.

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#274035 - 12/29/07 10:46 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Thanks to all for the kind words.
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#274036 - 12/29/07 10:56 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

It was only her 3rd time out of apartment since she arrived with her brother at 8 weeks old in early 1992.





ummmm weren't you taking her to the Vets?










Absolutely not.

I think that they are rip-off artists. And, an indoor cat is often exposed to illnesses at a vet that s/he would never be near if left in isolation. Plus, since all but the grey one have epilepsy, it can stress them into a grand-mal.

They go to the vet if they are sick. She and her daughter have never been sick, so their vet visits had been limited to their spaying and check-up afterwards.

The males intermittently have urinary problems and have been to the vet several times to address blockages, etc.
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#274037 - 12/30/07 07:45 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Sorry to hear about your loss Fatman. One of mine is almost twenty and celebrated Christmas with a new cataract. How was your Hannukah?
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#274038 - 12/30/07 09:50 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Quote:

absolutely not





okay...fair enough. i admit i am kind of new to cat ownership having won custody of one i shared with a live-in girlfriend a few years back. I keep getting postcards from my vet about getting a feline leukemia booster or whatnot for the last year and was feeling bad for blowing it off. i assumed they were like cars and oil changes or something.

i adore this cat tho and can totally understand your loss.
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#274039 - 12/31/07 03:48 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Quote:

How was your Hannukah?




I'm not much of a Hannukah person. It isn't a biblical holiday, and I tend to believe that the victory over the Seleucid Greeks led us Jews to be a bit to rash and hasty with the Romans in both "Jewish Wars/Revolts".

For the most part in my family Hannukah is for the kids.

With that said I did set to "dedicate" myself to working on getting stronger this year. [Hannukah means Dedication ... I have NO IDEA what ASSHOLE came up with translating it to "Festival of Lights"].


How was your Christmas??
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#274040 - 12/31/07 04:00 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Quote:


Quote:

absolutely not





okay...fair enough. i admit i am kind of new to cat ownership having won custody of one i shared with a live-in girlfriend a few years back. I keep getting postcards from my vet about getting a feline leukemia booster or whatnot for the last year and was feeling bad for blowing it off. i assumed they were like cars and oil changes or something.

i adore this cat tho and can totally understand your loss.





Take what I say with proper grains of salt.

My sister LIVES at the vet. She originally adopted Calicoco and GD Clyde as partners for her rescued cat Mario but he was TERRIFIED of the kittens, so "Peaches & Cream" [their names at birth] passed to me by "royal" decree.

[My sister is NOT a JAP. She's a JAE. Jewish American Empress. Though she's younger than I, she is the ONLY PERSON on the entire planet I FEAR.]

She was LIVID that I passed on the feline leukemia stuff. I think she takes her current cat duo to the vet semi-annually.

My view: If the cat is going to be exposed to other cats, it has to be protected from contagious diseases. Mine aren't even exposed much to other humans.

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#274041 - 01/25/08 07:03 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Don't forget this important resource, Fatman.

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#274042 - 01/25/08 07:27 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Quote:

Don't forget this important resource, Fatman.




I thought we decided that there was no more interest in this.

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#274043 - 01/25/08 08:18 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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there is never no more interest in this.

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#274044 - 01/25/08 10:29 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Quote:

there is never no more interest in this.






I agree. It's as important and interesting now as it was 6 pages ago.

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#274045 - 03/01/08 03:31 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Registered: 12/24/06
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Hey Fatman, how's it going? Bitten off any ears lately? Please let us know what you've been up to the last couple of weeks. Thanks in advance.

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#274046 - 03/01/08 05:59 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Nope. Only bit off the one and that was so, sooooooooooo long ago ... before AIDS, even. Or at least before I heard of it.
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#274047 - 03/01/08 07:03 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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hey fatman hows it going?
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#274048 - 03/01/08 09:40 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Pretty good.




Been working on my book ... but so far I think it sucks .. sucks BAD ... the dyke that's looking it over for my "partner" says it "reminds me of James Joyce". I think that was supposed to be a compliment, but I never cared for Joyce.




My mom backed out on a friend and didn't go to Kravits Center in West Palm. The friend died in a car accident when some bimbalee latina rammed into their car "driving while cellphoning".

Story to click, if interested.

They made her friend 86 when she was 76. I think that might have made her angrier than being killed.


It seems that my stepdad likely has pancreatic cancer. He's going for more tests. He's afraid of dying. Honestly, I'm sure he never thought about the fact he was going to die until a week or so ago. That's so odd to me.



My landlord told me today that she's not increasing my rent until I'm doing better. That was a welcomed surprise. She's been very nice to me lately. I'm not sure what I did to deserve such nice treatment. She did try to evict me in 2005. Maybe it was because I was a complete dick in 2005.





I've regrown my beard, but I'm going to shave it off on Tuesday, I think.


I've been thinking alot about a girl I used to know that I completely blew it with. God, I'm an idiot.





I haven't downloaded any porn in over a month. I'm totally bored with porn at the moment.





I seem to watch the last drive from the Super Bowl on Tivo every day. I haven't rewatched Mike'd Up though. Next month I might get around to burning the episodes of "The War" I tivo-ed a while back. I also have the film "Bully" to re-watch. I have a thing for Bijou Phillips.






Basically, I'm just looking forward to the baseball season.

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#274049 - 03/01/08 10:09 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Welcome back...
Mets or Yankees? Catch any spring training?
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#274050 - 03/01/08 10:27 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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I'm a Met fan, but I think that it's going to be a rough year for my Mets. Too many old men ... Alou, Wagner, Pedro ... PLUS No backup for Delgado whose clearly broken down.





Such it the life of the Met fan ... always looking on the downside ...
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#274051 - 03/01/08 10:33 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Yup, Mets,Jets,Islanders..Tough livin my friend.
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#274052 - 03/01/08 11:58 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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I HATE the Islanders. I'm a Rangers fan.

Matteau! Matteau! Matteau!!!
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#274053 - 03/03/08 08:30 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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The NYC Central Labor Council "rat" was in Weehawken!!

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#274054 - 03/10/08 07:36 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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A Happy Birthday to Micki Lynn who claimed to be a Weehawken High graduate in an early video [with the "Schmeege" character, or whatever his name is].



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#274055 - 03/10/08 07:52 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Whats with the Weehawkin shit lately..?
New Jersey sucks. When you feel the need to talk about New Jersey.. Lie and change it to Manhattan. Then someone might care.
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#274056 - 03/10/08 08:13 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Quote:

I'm a Met fan, but I think that it's going to be a rough year for my Mets. Too many old men ... Alou, Wagner, Pedro ... PLUS No backup for Delgado whose clearly broken down.





Such it the life of the Met fan ... always looking on the downside ...




Delgado is clearly showing his age, great talent but his best years are behind him. Actually I think the Mets have a better chance than the Yanks. Randolph better take it up a notch or two - he could be gone if they flop again.

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#274057 - 03/10/08 08:13 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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In March 1609, Henry Hudson landed in Weehawken in his boat, the Half Moon.





Some say Weehawken was derived from a Delaware Indian word meaning the "rocks that look like a trees". I think they were smoking that stuff Ceara keeps in her rear jeans pocket.

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#274058 - 03/10/08 09:38 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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In this thread Weehawken and the Palisades have as much credence as a stroll on Park Ave. or a a gondola ride thru Venice, Italy.

This thread is founded on Weehawken. Do your homework Lou. Do your homework.

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#274059 - 03/11/08 01:50 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Aaahhh, Micki Lynn! I still have her scene with Kaitlyn Ashley in Cum Back Pussy Sixxx. Good old days?
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#274060 - 03/11/08 04:19 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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I lived in Weehawken (no kidding). Right off Blvd East. The township must have a high concentration of Pervs. I thought Micki Lynn was from Bellville, nearer to Newark (oh, God) than Weehawken or Union City, the epicenter of Fatman Activity.

Fatman, were you the dude on Palisade Avenue and 22nd waiting for the NJT bus to the PortAuthority last week?
Walk a few blocks and take a gypsy minibus ok? It will do your heart good.
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#274061 - 03/11/08 02:31 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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I lived in Weehawken (no kidding). Right off Blvd East. The township must have a high concentration of Pervs. I thought Micki Lynn was from Bellville, nearer to Newark (oh, God) than Weehawken or Union City, the epicenter of Fatman Activity.

Fatman, were you the dude on Palisade Avenue and 22nd waiting for the NJT bus to the PortAuthority last week?
Walk a few blocks and take a gypsy minibus ok? It will do your heart good.




I don't know where Micki lived as a teen. I just remember her saying she went to Weehawken High. That doesn't mean it was the truth. But, it's funny because I moved to Weehawken FROM Belleville ... right on the border with Nutley. My brother and I used to get harassed by the Belleville and Nutley Police during our long walks. They would think we were blacks walking north from Newark since we were both wearing hooded sweatshirts.


I never wait at Palisades & Highpoint for the 123. It doesn't run often enough. [btw, 22nd is an evil name conjured up by those darn Democrats in Union City!!].

I catch the NJT buses at Pleasant Ave along side 495 where about 15 different buses have their last stop in NJ. When I don't have a montly pass, I often have taken the mini-buses - they're cheaper. In the mornings they'll pick you up along Hackensack Plank Road [32nd St] on their way to "the back door" to the Lincoln Tunnel ... which is nice when it's raining.

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#274062 - 03/11/08 02:57 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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RE: The "Barnyard" vs. Columbia discussion in Spitzer's thread:

There was a blue-eyed blonde yid cutie who worked for an internet company I was with who graduated from "Barnyard" who would tell me she went to Columbia. Guys use to call her "widebutt" because of her ample buttocks ... and it was a play on her last name.

She was one of those "sweet" innocent-type girls who liked "stuffies" and would dress as a princess at Halloween. One day while riding up the manual freight elevator I told my assistant - who was a good friend of hers - how adorable I thought "widebutt" was. She decided in a fit of bitchy Czech jealousy to bury my illusions by telling me how much "widebutt" liked to take it up the ass.



It was quite a shocker. The name "Widebutt" now had more meaning than ever - and due to some fat guy's blabbings - became a more universally used nickname for her.




I think she married some sheygets from Carnegie-Mellon and moved with him to Canada.
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#274063 - 03/11/08 03:02 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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I lived in Weehawken (no kidding). Right off Blvd East. The township must have a high concentration of Pervs. I thought Micki Lynn was from Bellville, nearer to Newark (oh, God) than Weehawken or Union City, the epicenter of Fatman Activity.

Fatman, were you the dude on Palisade Avenue and 22nd waiting for the NJT bus to the PortAuthority last week?
Walk a few blocks and take a gypsy minibus ok? It will do your heart good.




I don't know where Micki lived as a teen. I just remember her saying she went to Weehawken High. That doesn't mean it was the truth. But, it's funny because I moved to Weehawken FROM Belleville ... right on the border with Nutley. My brother and I used to get harassed by the Belleville and Nutley Police during our long walks. They would think we were blacks walking north from Newark since we were both wearing hooded sweatshirts.


I never wait at Palisades & Highpoint for the 123. It doesn't run often enough. [btw, 22nd is an evil name conjured up by those darn Democrats in Union City!!].

I catch the NJT buses at Pleasant Ave along side 495 where about 15 different buses have their last stop in NJ. When I don't have a montly pass, I often have taken the mini-buses - they're cheaper. In the mornings they'll pick you up along Hackensack Plank Road [32nd St] on their way to "the back door" to the Lincoln Tunnel ... which is nice when it's raining.






Freak! I guess we were neighbors. I saw Micky Lynn at the triple treat theater at 42nd and 8th once (long ago obviously). This was before Guiliani made Times Square safe for Middle America. What a show! Dildos and all. I think the cops raided the place once in a while if things got too freaky. The Triple Treat deteriorated rapidly. The last time I went there in '94 or so the dancers were black crack ho's (not that white ones would have been snazzier). It was bad. I bailed after 10 min.

Yeah, the 123 did not run often. You were better huffing it to the 495 junction and waiting 2 minutes to take the next NJT or mini.
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#274064 - 03/11/08 03:12 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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Yeah, the 123 did not run often.




Runs less often now ... once an hour during the day.
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#274065 - 03/12/08 07:53 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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I'm in a foul mood lately. Since I don't want to be annoyed, I've had the ringers on my phones off, and I'm getting alot of crap about not returning my voice mail.

I've decided to abuse the features that come with my cable phone line. So I turned my voice mail off, and forwarded my phone to a busy pizza parlor in Chicago that fucked up my pizza order back in 1990 during my trip to see Comiskey Park before they closed it.

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#274066 - 03/12/08 09:49 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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pizza parlor in Chicago




Who pays for your long distance?

PS remind me never to fuck up your order - you've carried the anger at that indignity almost 20 years.
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