What the fuck is wrong with everyone?

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I own Sperm Viking 5



Ok, wait a second, I think I know this one....isnt this the cum-eating flick (and family Board Game) that came out of Goteborg, Sweden (Home of Volvo) back in 1983 in an attempt to arouse latent sexual agression during the height of the cold war, to get Norway and Denmark to carry more of their NATO weight?

Basically, all family members would help set up the board game and create this figurative GIANT Sea of Cum by jerking off into the 12 inch square plastic container...then the tiny balsa wood Viking Long Ships containing miniature Viking Sea Warriors would sail around the Sea of Cum and use the figurative wooden spears and pitchforks made from toothpicks as weapons. The winner would be the first team to get the other team's Sea Of Cum to catch fire by secretly mixing in Lighterfluid during the distracting moments of Orgasm by the other team as they attempted to keep their sea of cum filled to the brim. The miniature Viking Figurines could also take time out from the fight and toss in a figurative fishing pole made from toothpicks and fine twine into the sea of cum in hopes of catching a unusually LARGE sperm.

It's Christie Lee's Birthday and I am stuck in Orange County Soaking my Leg waiting for a document to be delivered to my Hotel.

These Gokkun Threads and Movies are too fucking stupid to be for real, so I am going to pretend they dont exist.

IN FACT, I just had a stroke of Brilliance that involves a UNIQUE, Erotic experience and perspective that will build upon the still-born "Bornyo's Missing Mysplooge thread/Ceara's Love affair with Peter North", except this time I will add the missing element to make all things erotic, Holly Randall.

Check Back in 20.....and just say Nyet to Gokkun.
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Are you gonna eat that?