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#273620 - 09/11/07 01:07 PM
10 Ways To Tell If You're A Porn Insider
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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found this on lukeisback... tim case originally wrote it.
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"Ten Ways To Tell If You're A Porn Insider"
10. You can use the words “chopsticksâ€, “bridgetteâ€, and “anus†in the same sentence
9. You’ve heard of Harry Weiss
8. The phrase “Adella is God†makes perfect sense
7. You know what a FIP is.
6. Luke has revealed your real name and address on his website.
5. You don’t worry about ticket prices for the AVN awards, because you’ve never actually bought a ticket.
4. You have more than 10,000 friends on MySpace.
3. You can spell “Flagyl†without looking it up.
2. Dennis Hof has bought you dinner.
and the Number One way to tell if you’re a porn insider…
1. You’re familiar with the name “Wankusâ€.
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what does FIP mean? fist in pussy?
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#273621 - 09/11/07 01:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I can say yes to all of those except for Luke, who doesn't know where I live.  Gigi, my money's on fake internal pop shot.
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#273622 - 09/11/07 01:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Actually you are both WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY off.
True porn insiders like Darth & I spend most of our time expanding our knowledge of Point-Set Topology, in this case the nature of the finite intersection property, (FIP).
We define specific subset collections of a mutually agreed upon chosen set and take turns attempting to ascertain if the intersection over any finite subcollection of the collection is nonempty, and thus, one could say, has FIP.
Simple.
Sierpinski space, anyone??
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#273623 - 09/11/07 01:54 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/17/07
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So that's ten ways to tell if you've got a pathetically empty life. Being a porn insider--unless that means being a porn investor that uses this info to make sound investments--is more pathetic that being a porn whore. Who except other scumbuckets could possibly be impressed by this insider status?
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#273627 - 09/11/07 02:13 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/17/07
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Quote:
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So that's ten ways to tell if you've got a pathetically empty life. Being a porn insider--unless that means being a porn investor that uses this info to make sound investments--is more pathetic that being a porn whore. Who except other scumbuckets could possibly be impressed by this insider status?
Queerbot, just by working in porn you end up meeting all those people or hearing about their shenanigans. And I figure Tim was kidding.
Charlie, it makes you sick because it's true.
Yeah Conky but do you get the feeling that there are a lot of posters here who seem to wish they were insiders, or players in the industry? That's what I'm saying is pathetic and myopic. After all, why does Darth annoy people so much with his insider schtick? I think it's just funny. Others seem to think it's important to point out he's not an insider. I don't see why that matters much...
I wasn't cracking on people who happen to be insiders because of their careers (e.g., Jeff Steward). I'm cracking on those who wish they were part of the club. Wish you had a Lambo, maybe. But don't wish you knew that Mia Rose eats her sister's twat when she gets drunk...
But, I'm happy if I'm wrong and there aren't many wannabes on XPT.
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#273629 - 09/11/07 02:59 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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The top posting was not writen by a woman. Gigi stop it you fraud. You are a cross dressing cyber alternate!
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#273631 - 09/11/07 04:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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The top posting was not writen by a woman. Gigi stop it you fraud. You are a cross dressing cyber alternate!
Go home Gary, Howard wants you to make a fool of yourself yet again.
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#273633 - 09/11/07 09:20 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
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Loc: Keen for Peen
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This list would have been funny in 2002.
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#273634 - 09/11/07 09:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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This list would have been funny in 2002.
is mike south, you know, he is still in 90s when Debbie Diamond was on the spot
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#273635 - 09/11/07 10:04 PM
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Conky...correct-a-mundo. Love to you all. Tim http://timcasewalker.livejournal.com
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