When he's not sending me photographs of his genitals--distorted by a lot of Photoshopping, I think, either that or he suffered terrible burns as a child--Darth likes to PM me nuggets of inside information.

This is the advantage of having Darth on the board. I know a lot of you think he's just jerking your chains, but get this:

Apparently, Gene Ross is leaving AVN magazine and will start working with Rob Black's brand new video company, Extreme Associates.

Also:

John T Bone is in secret talks to stage a huge gang bang with a girl called Annabel Chong, and there's a lot of whispers about a male performer named Marc Wallice who may be HIV positive!

I hope Darth can confirm these stories soon!

Can you get him to confirm those two new technological innovations, the wheel and fire?

I went to GenericName hyphen Mart today to buy socks for work. Then I realized if I didn't have socks I couldn't go to work. I didn't buy socks.

Are you saying you don't like the photos of my genitals now?

It's the distortion, Darth. Enough with the fish eye lens.