while i've seen strippers, they were always at this super bowl party we threw in college. the delivery kind that comes with a bouncer with tats looking at a few of the football kids a little nervously at the beginning of the night. invariably, both strippers and the bouncer would still be there at 2am being forcefed coke and loving it.

the stripping part was novel but i can't imagine seeking it out as entertainment. you're surrounded by dudes and giving money to a naked woman for writhing in your direction. are strip clubs so much better it's cool to sit around with your buddies drinking and enjoying being titilated together? watching porn drunk with a bunch of dudes would suck, and there doesn't seem to be a wholesale difference between the experiences. do strip clubs really make for such a different experience? you can drink with your friends at a bar or club with chicks as or more attractive who are there to potentially fuck you.

fill me in, stripclub denizens.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits