It's not me.

Look at the grammar mistakes! I also wouldn't spell Pakistani as 'Paskistani.' Go ahead and call. You're more likely to have Ryan Knox in a tutu showing up. Besides, wouldn't I advertise on bellasmodels.com where I'm less likely to get busted? And ewww...like I'd do couples.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K