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#273244 - 09/10/07 03:15 AM
karma's_fist= change or die you fuckin' douche
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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1) Dude, it's about high time you get an avatar. The frog/broken link image...ok, we get it. Irony ha ha funny. Move on.
2) LESS IS MORE!!!! (Throw some Mies on dat bitch.) It's like you're trying to one-up Burg, only Burg's got entertainment and a knack for vivid language. Your shit makes me nod off like Layne Staley on his death bed.
3) Stop capitalizing random words mid-sentence. I never saw that shit til I entered porn and even then I thought, "Wow, there sure are a lot of Germans in porn." That's how the German language rolls. In America, it just means you're a Lori Lust publicist.
I hope your house gets robbed.
Love,
gia
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#273246 - 09/10/07 03:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Gia, I  you but who in the hell is Lane Stanley? I know Alice in Chains had a lead singer named Layne Staley but I know not of this Stanley guy. Is the Stanley Cup or the Stanley steamer named after him?
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#273247 - 09/10/07 03:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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That's who I meant. I should've googled that shit first.
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#273248 - 09/10/07 04:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Karma, if you weren't seeking readers, you could've pm'd Trish and Christian and saved us all from scrolling down. I'm all for information and not just snark, but long diatribes dilute the point. Just sayin.' Not staying long? Good rid and no dramatic exits, please. Again. What's with the random cap words mid-sentence? 
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#273249 - 09/10/07 04:09 AM
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1) Dude, it's about high time you get an avatar. The frog/broken link image...ok, we get it. Irony ha ha funny. Move on.
Gia, I wholeheartedly agree. But you've got to admit, the frog is still better than that sodomized turkey Warp_Speed has.
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#273252 - 09/10/07 07:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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This is all we see, Injun.
And, good points Gia.
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#273256 - 09/10/07 12:19 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
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#273257 - 09/10/07 12:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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a worthless "Porn Generation" has fucking IRON FIST, the WORLD'S WORST MARVEL "Super" (if you can call him that) Hero as his fucking avatar?
...yeah, but dood...you have the action figure while acknowledging he's lame. 
(BTW shaddap, iron fist is the man. i love those 70's super heros. 'Shang-Chi,' 'black panther'? FUCK YEAH!
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#273260 - 09/10/07 01:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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What? How? I get the yellow frog too. I thought it was irony as well!
Fuck. I feel cheated. Gia, you make good Points. But I think We should all start Randomly capitalizing lettErs. Just for the hell of iT.
Droppin' Fuckin' Conventions!
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#273261 - 09/10/07 04:12 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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a worthless "Porn Generation" has fucking IRON FIST, the WORLD'S WORST MARVEL "Super" (if you can call him that) Hero as his fucking avatar?
...yeah, but dood...you have the action figure while acknowledging he's lame.
(BTW shaddap, iron fist is the man. i love those 70's super heros. 'Shang-Chi,' 'black panther'? FUCK YEAH!
Power Man and Iron Fist were the shit hot superhero duo of their day. Shang Chi was also a fave...I particularly remember a story wherein he takes on some guy with blades where his forearms should be, and the guy was wearing the faggiest leather outfit and a kind of gimp/bondage mask to top it off. 
Let me be the first to say 'Sweet Christmas!' 
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#273265 - 09/10/07 05:47 PM
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very uncool. Nice catch, Mr. Whip.
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#273266 - 09/10/07 05:49 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i don't buy it for a second. besides, gia's worth twice that. definite bullshit.
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#273267 - 09/10/07 05:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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(The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.)
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#273268 - 09/10/07 05:58 PM
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Damn! That was quick. Somebody's in a panic.
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#273269 - 09/10/07 06:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Funny.
Gigi. You should know. Being a "Craig's List Hooker"!
[you're the one who loves those titles...]
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Amo i Gemelli!! 
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#273271 - 09/10/07 06:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Of course its a fake. He got only part of her ethnicity right. Do some research. 
right Gia is Caucasian/English/German/Irish/Pakistani
fuck Gia! how many dads do you have? 
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#273273 - 09/10/07 06:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Caucasian/English/German/Irish/Pakistani
Why did you put Caucasian? It's not a nationality. And, it's a bit redundant.
that is according IAFD
http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=GiaJordan/gender=f/Gia-Jordan.htm
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#273275 - 09/10/07 06:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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It's not me.
Look at the grammar mistakes! I also wouldn't spell Pakistani as 'Paskistani.' Go ahead and call. You're more likely to have Ryan Knox in a tutu showing up. Besides, wouldn't I advertise on bellasmodels.com where I'm less likely to get busted? And ewww...like I'd do couples.
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#273277 - 09/10/07 06:58 PM
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It's not me.
Look at the grammar mistakes! I also wouldn't spell Pakistani as 'Paskistani.' Go ahead and call. You're more likely to have Ryan Knox in a tutu showing up. Besides, wouldn't I advertise on bellasmodels.com where I'm less likely to get busted? And ewww...like I'd do couples.
Like there was ever any doubt?
Besides, being a kick ass photographer, I'd think you would have found much better pics to post than those. That great ass pic, for instance.
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#273278 - 09/10/07 07:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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No one thought it was you. But, did KFirst meltdown and post the add? 
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#273279 - 09/10/07 07:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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No idea. Could care less.
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#273280 - 09/10/07 08:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i don't really mind him. he's obviously not close to the industry and could benefit from using the spellcheck feature, but i've gotten to the point where i instantly start trying to reduce new posters to something easier to remember and more basic.
not greedy-reductionism and dennett can sleep, but what i know about karma is he's out to be hostile and he's actually motivated to do some cursory research to use against people.
yes, the quality of the research isn't helping him right now, but there have been a number of posters forced to turn to the internet as their only source for info about porn and the people in it.
remains to see if he's going to be effective, annoying, or boring but i'd rather read anything than another cherish and calie marie thread. and i'd rather read ANYTHING than another post about obscenity/max/2257/the fsc. conjectures and soapbox lawyering mixed with a unilateral attitude=worse than throwing up in a public toilet that's been stopped up with trucker-feces.
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#273281 - 09/10/07 09:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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his picture to post ratio is damn near one to one. the unnecessary multiple picture post must stop. here here here here here I'm sure there are more, but whatever...sergio cheats at fantasy football so it's apparent there is no justice in this world. Fuck you Sergio! And I don't think I have spelled un/necessary correctly on my first attempt EVER! Fuck you unnecessary!
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