I think you should stick to posting pictures of your tits, since your attempts at humor fall flat on their face.
As far as I know, our effervescent existentialist is a lapsed Catholic currently going through a youthful and rebellious stage of agnosticism. I don't see what she would be doing at a temple.
In any event, Luke seems too scared of the porn shiskas to even contemplate such a coupling. His fear turns to resentment and there we see the beginnings of his alliance with Shelley Lubben.
Or so it would seem. Your thoughts, Ceara?