Craptastic!!! Brit's VMA performance was just awful. She was going through the motions like death and her back-up dancers kept having to make sure she didn't fall. For someone who's quite daft at lipsyncing, she barely kept up with the words. Bitch looked like a 10 lb sausage in 2 lb casing. I've never been a Britney fan, but I felt sorry for her. Part of me really wanted her to nail it but instead, she hammered the last nail in her coffin. I know she can't sing, I know she's a trainwreck waste, but at least give me some energy and some amazing dance moves and rip the wig off last minute. Wasn't there supposed to be some magic up there? Her and Criss Angel supposedly were practicing a VMA collaboration for weeks. What trick were they working on? Hide the peen?