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#273158 - 09/10/07 01:22 AM
Re: Fuck that cunt Britney Spears on the MTV VMA..
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From now on, your Delta Tao Kai name is...
Flounder.
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#273160 - 09/10/07 01:41 AM
Re: Fuck that cunt Britney Spears on the MTV VMA..
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/31/07
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Spears sucks ass in so many ways, but she isn't that bad looking, epsecially not in that picture. She's certainly not beer bellied in any of the views in the pic.
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#273163 - 09/10/07 02:56 AM
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Registered: 08/30/07
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He could have presented his Post like this
Have you guys ever been to a strip club, Seen a new hot dancer phenom who is 18 years old and you drop the mortgage payment on her and you didn't feel ...used?
You don't see this person for a few years but you still remember her. Then your in the club and out of the blue some woman comes up to you and ITS HER. Only its not her...you don't think..naw ..WTF?
Well If you watch the VMA's on Sunday YOU MUST HAVE SEEN THIS.
Also, do you remember when these two ladies were considered RIVALS?
I never understood the appeal of Brit, and thought Aguilera had classic features. Kinda like Audrey Hepburn.
I guess classic is classic for a REASON.
I personally think that I have a certain kind of RESPECT for the spectacle that Britney has become. A testament to HER generation. GENERATION PORN.
I mean it took ELVIS 25 years to reach this stage and she has done it in less than HALF THE TIME.
Edited by Karma'sFist (09/10/07 03:02 AM)
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#273164 - 09/10/07 11:39 AM
Re: Fuck that cunt Britney Spears on the MTV VMA..
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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that was almost too painful to watch! one of her fake nails had even fallen off. i read that she spent the whole night sobbing after her performance. at least she realizes how badly she bombed; maybe now she'll get her head out of her ass and get some help. i don't understand how she still has custody of those kids. wtf with those recent child abuse allegations-- they finally investigated her, but for what? poor dental hygiene? can't they demand she take a drug test? anyone know how that works? i hope this is a wake-up call for her. she looks miserable.
*edited to add the picture...
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#273166 - 09/10/07 11:57 AM
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What the hell are you people doing watching the MTV awards?
Ding! Winner. MTV died when they started "Real World" and cancelled the Headbangers Ball.
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#273170 - 09/10/07 02:30 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i only watched britney's performance, simply because it had ya just knew it was going to be horrible.
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#273171 - 09/10/07 06:59 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
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wow that performance was all the buzz on the morning news this morning.....came home from work got a hard time finding it on youtube....but finally found it......(guess it is copyrighted).... that performance was just awful.....this is how bad she dances without real choreographers  .....the song was almost unlistenable, that outfit was horrible, that hair even more horrible she is a long way from being fat but that outfit needed rock hard abs......and even then it would still be a poor choice........the way she just looked in that outfit just epitomized the train wreck that she has become....... that performance was so bad that I couldn't even laugh...I just felt sorry for her.... think it is time for her to just take her money and live off the fortune she has already made...
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#273172 - 09/10/07 07:08 PM
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think it is time for her to just take her money and live off the fortune she has already made...
Naahh... She's going to spend that fighting K-Fed for th kids neither of them really wants. Trailer Trash spite.
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#273173 - 09/10/07 08:47 PM
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Registered: 09/07/05
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It looked like she had 2 weeks of rehersal but only went 3 days. The back-up dancers were better than her and at one point she started falling and one of them caught her. Mid performance, it's like something snapped and she said 'fuck it' and stopped. It was so bad, I thought it was an SNL skit at first.
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#273174 - 09/10/07 09:20 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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...I thought it was an SNL skit at first.
it probably will be now!
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#273176 - 09/10/07 11:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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I like MTV. I hope that everyone that watches it dies.
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#273178 - 09/11/07 04:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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wow that performance was all the buzz on the morning news this morning.....came home from work got a hard time finding it on youtube....but finally found it......(guess it is copyrighted)....
it's on MTVdotCOM
but as bad as britney was i'm fucking boggled about how horrendous sarah silverman was. the dumb whore must be putting out to half of hollywood....and can she do a set without saying the word 'jew?'
listen to the crickets here
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#273180 - 09/11/07 08:35 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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from perezhilton...
Conspiracy theories abound as to why her VMA performance sucked.
According to the NY Post:
- On Saturday, the day before the VMAs, Spears was scheduled to arrive at rehearsal at around 1 p.m. Our spy said, “She didn’t even get to Las Vegas until 4:30 p.m. It was ridiculous . . . The production people at MTV were freaking out . . . Nobody can tell Britney what to do anymore. No one can control her. She is a mess.â€
- When she arrived in Vegas, Spears didn’t go straight to rehearsals. “She went to her hotel room and ordered a bunch of food and some frozen margaritas,†the spy said. “She came down, like, an hour later with a frozen margarita in her hand.â€
- “The dance number was spectacular - without her,†said our spy at rehearsal. “When the stand-in was rehearsing with the dancers, in the hours they were all waiting for her, it was amazing. Then Britney showed up and refused to do anything. The dancers were supposed to lift and twirl her in the air a few times, and that just wasn’t going to happen. The more complicated dance moves had to be erased because she couldn’t do them.â€
- “The dancers were texting pals, asking them to pray for them. They were worried.â€
- “MTV wanted her to wear a corset outfit. It would have looked great and covered a lot of things up, but she hated it and didn’t think it was sexy enough.â€
You need to apologize Britney!!!!
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#273181 - 09/11/07 08:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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ENOUGH ALREADY! Leave Britney alone!
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#273186 - 09/11/07 10:55 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
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ENOUGH ALREADY! Leave Britney alone!
Awww that reminds me of EMO chick, I miss her, but this crazed shemale would give her a run for her money!
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#273187 - 09/11/07 12:39 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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this is what i predict for britney in a year or two. jeff, make it happen!

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#273188 - 09/11/07 12:43 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
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ENOUGH ALREADY! Leave Britney alone!
The fact that this has received 8300 replies is the best case anyone can make for the complete failure of the American education system.
I'm willing to bet that 99% of the comments are urging that guy to kill himself.
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#273190 - 09/11/07 01:56 PM
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Registered: 11/04/06
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I can't believe I seem to be the only person on this board who would face fuck Spears until she shit in her panties.
You people disgust me. Call yourselves perverts?
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#273193 - 09/11/07 03:42 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Although she may not be world class anymore I'd still eat her ass like it was pizza.
it might even taste like pizza. or cheetos.
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#273195 - 09/11/07 08:14 PM
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How does this whitetrash cunt deserve a 2 page thread on XPT?
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#273196 - 09/11/07 08:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Deserve has nothing to do with it.
Every one is waiting for the release of her sex tape.
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#273198 - 09/12/07 07:31 AM
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#273199 - 09/12/07 10:57 AM
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#273201 - 09/12/07 11:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I never saw that version. Just the 1971 film.
I hate when they redo the "classics".
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#273203 - 09/12/07 12:03 PM
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Interesting. Will do.
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