There are a few things missing from the press release. First, is that the "D." in Ricky D. stands for douchebag. The second is that wearing a hooded sweatshirt and forgetting to shave doesn't make you a visionary director. Nor does making "classics" like "Ass For Days 2" and "2 on 1 #25" make you some kind of cinematic innovator and the next coming of Stanley Kubrick.

I love how "free agent" has become the new euphamism for "unemployed."

What an idiot.