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People who keep "exotic" pets are the worst kind of attention whores. It isn't about loving the pet (how can you love a tarantulla?); it's about being able to say "look at my hardcore pets - aren't I awesome?". I'm only too glad when something like this happens. Get a cat or a dog, losers, and stop trying to define yourself by your pet.



Has anyone else noticed a marked improvement in Spongey's posts? Whatever you've been smoking lately bro, keep it up.

Now if we could just get him past his analphobia.