When George Bush said he was going to "smoke him out" I assumed meant dropping a ten-ton bunker-busting bomb on Osama's ass, not airlifting a fucking bong full of U.S. pharmaceutical medical marijuana to Pakistan.

After three years Osama shows up looking healthier than ever (I thought he needed a daily dialysis machine?), putting on weight and a new beard to boot? I swear that guy's smoking some mighty fine green and getting healthy.

Its funny Osama shows up without a grey hair in his beard, yet W's entire head looks like Taylor Hick's now from all the stress.