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Six years and they still haven't caught this piece of shit. That's what I call a failure of will.

And exactly how many Americans does he expect will convert? He's got a better chance of getting Porn Whores off Meth.

It's less than a week from the 6th anniversary of "You can run, but you can't hide!" Less than 5 years though if you count all W's vacation days though ....


Maybe he called "Mission Accomplished" on this, too, and counted to 10 real real fast.


Who would have thought to look at the young Osama that one day this freakish waste of human flesh would be world champ in Hide-n-Go-Seek!! And, against a family friend, yet! That goofy kid with "special needs".


Did anyone check the other side or Laura's bed? I hear it's been vacant for years upon years ...



... except for those times her turds were in blossom.

I suspect that the next President will do no better if they actually trust the Saracen like Bush "trusts" Pakistan.

My friend Sarah says, "If Bin Laden needs Muslims, he should tell the ones in Europe to come back home. Goddamned Muslims are ruining Europe."

I think Shelley Lubben needs to sit down with Osama.

When George Bush said he was going to "smoke him out" I assumed meant dropping a ten-ton bunker-busting bomb on Osama's ass, not airlifting a fucking bong full of U.S. pharmaceutical medical marijuana to Pakistan.

After three years Osama shows up looking healthier than ever (I thought he needed a daily dialysis machine?), putting on weight and a new beard to boot? I swear that guy's smoking some mighty fine green and getting healthy.

Its funny Osama shows up without a grey hair in his beard, yet W's entire head looks like Taylor Hick's now from all the stress.

Abject failure can take a terrible toll on a person's body. Just look at Ryan Knox.

Quit Trolling.

You're a MOD, act like one.

So, Knox, what you're telling us is that you're a Taliban agent, is that it?

I knew that porn "career" couldn't be for real. Now I see it clearly: It's a fiendishly clever plot to sicken Americans on a mass scale. Well played, Akbar.

What are you, 12?

I know you are but what am I?

Keep tweeking, Knox. You're going to have to die sometime.

Now please, unless it has something to do with bin Dickhead, don't de-rail this thread, mmmkay?

No problem fan, if you could do the same and make a little more sense with your posts, you wouldn't come off to people as such a bag of Douche.

My guess is, you only have about 20 years left before you go.

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Oh, Christ, V. Not another conspiracy theory.

Besides, if Osama were here, he'd be running the Kwik-E-Mart in Sioux City or something.

Conspiracy? What conspiracy? Who deleted my post?

Jim, remember to "quote" like Bornyo does.

They can delete/edit the post, but not your quote of it.

Trust me, Fatman. It wasn't worth preserving for posterity. Better that it be forgotten.

Hey, bin Laden:

It's six years later and I'm still standing, you sheep buggering son of a bitch.

You're hiding in a cave.

Fuck Yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu!!!