Christian, you really should write a book when you get out.


And, Bornyo, I'd rather have a midget fucker who had intelligence and ability teaching our skills than these 3 bimba-lee teachers from Michigan with theire teens I ran into last month.


AT 44th & 5th.
Teacher 1: Can you help us. We're trying to go to the Empire State Building.

FatFuck: Straight down, 10 blocks. 34th Street. It's the big building. [I always assume I am part of the NY experience.]

Teacher 1: How far a walk is that?

FatFuck: 10 blocks. [slightly irriated NY tone as required by law].

Teacher 2: How long is a block?

FatFuck: There are 20 blocks to a mile.

Teacher 1: So that would be ... [braindead shiksa eyelock]

FatFuck: Half a mile [a bit irritated and in disbelief].

Teacher 3: You did that so fast! Are you a scientist? [might be some Central MI slang meaning dirty jew]


Many of the kids took my picture as I posed with 2 of the teachers as requested. I tried to look imposing to aid in their telling of the tale back in whitebread, MI.