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#272736 - 09/07/07 01:17 PM There is a new sheriff in town
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
That's right fools. I am in town. Large and in charge. From now on, my insider knowledge will be biting and direct. I will call a spade a spade. I will no longer be one of the posters who candy layer their responses. Belize is better than that. I am better than that.

If you are fat, bald, diseased, or smell funny, it is going to come out right here. If you are pathetic and have wasted your life with the porn, I will see it stated.

If you are a 5' tall director with bad hair plugs, then the world should know. If you drive so many cars that your penis size is questioned, then you will be outted.
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#272737 - 09/07/07 04:49 PM Re: There is a new sheriff in town
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
[tritone]Who you calling a spade?[tritone/]

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#272738 - 09/07/07 05:20 PM Re: There is a new sheriff in town
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

From now on, my insider knowledge will be biting and direct.




Good grief, here we go again. I thought you were past all that. You're not going to show us the secrets of your baked potato wizardry again are you?
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#272739 - 09/07/07 08:37 PM Re: There is a new sheriff in town
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
So, now you are going to repossess cars?
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#272740 - 09/07/07 10:34 PM Re: There is a new sheriff in town
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
I think Darth's ID has been possessed my a snarky Mod (King?) and he's just stirring up the XPT pot...

+1
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#272741 - 09/07/07 11:31 PM Re: There is a new sheriff in town
Michelle-Aston Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 103
Loc: Skid Row, LA
All-righty then. Bring it on white boy, I like the dark side. Sssss....ssss.....xoxo
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#272742 - 09/08/07 12:12 AM Re: There is a new sheriff in town
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:


If you are a 5' tall director with bad hair plugs, then the world should know.




If that's your standard you're going to be spending the next ten years just on *that alone* in the porn world.
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#272743 - 09/09/07 10:07 PM Re: There is a new sheriff in town
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
My friend is obsessed with Hello Kitty things. I tracked down that picture and she was beside herself with horror and admiration. Fucking Japanese.

Darth, your a mad man. I think you should strive for the ULTIMATE mad man Persona.



Keep Doing that THING YOU DO.


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#272744 - 09/09/07 10:11 PM Re: There is a new sheriff in town
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#272745 - 09/20/07 01:12 PM Re: There is a new sheriff in town
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

That's right fools. I am in town. Large and in charge. From now on, my insider knowledge will be biting and direct. I will call a spade a spade. I will no longer be one of the posters who candy layer their responses. Belize is better than that. I am better than that. If you are fat, bald, diseased, or smell funny, it is going to come out right here. If you are pathetic and have wasted your life with the porn, I will see it stated. If you are a 5' tall director with bad hair plugs, then the world should know. If you drive so many cars that your penis size is questioned, then you will be outted.


.....ummm ..... yeah anyway... dude your tampon string is showing a little bit... If you want to regulate around here,I understand that there is a new oral contraceptive that will lessen the severity of your monthly cycle... baby steps
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