I don't have time to find the link, but I read an article in the paper yesterday that could signal the beginning of the end of the world. Uberwhore Paris Hilton has been quoted as saying:

"...pregnant bellies are hot. I want, like, a family..."

insert your joke here

Translation: "I want, like, attention like Nicole Richie."

Socialite heiress Paris Hilton is desperate to have a baby and has already decided to name her unborn child after her pet cat London.

Hilton spoke about her plans to start a family maybe even as early as 2008 and said: “I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready.”

Contactmusic.com reports that she is certain her first born will be a son and has already picked out two names.

She said: “If I had a child I would name him London. I used to have a cat named London. I like the name Paris Jr. too. I love babies. I'd like three or four.”

SOURCE

This news is from China so its most likely false.

SFGate Source

I suppose on the bright side at least she didn't name her cat Socks.

Some people, now matter how rich they are, just should not procreate.

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"I used to have a cat named London. I like the name Paris Jr. too. I love babies. I'd like three or four.”

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Maybe she'll have a litter. I have a cat that had a litter. Four. She had four.

shed be a better mother then 99 percent of the planet by default, its sort of hard to fuck up when you have like 33 million gaining interest to fall back on, im sure help will be hired, and a child with giant feet will be born, bless us one and all.