I haven't posted some of the stories I've kept on for a while, so I thought I'd share some with you all.

§ Part of Mary Carey's "celebrity" (and I use that term very loosely, kind of like her vagina) rehab is to do some community service. She suggested that she could go to Iraq shoot some solo porn scenes for the troops to shoot with their iPhones and camcorders. Apparently she directed her letter to "Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld." Isn't that kind of like a death row inmate asking for clemency from Robert F. Kennedy?

§ Gen Padova e-mails me! "Hey William. I'm starting a holistic healing center in Van Nuys. I'm going to call it Tropic of Cancer Healing. She appreciated her time in porn (and so did we), but Padover looks forward to life beyond peach wine. We love ya, babe!

§ Apparently Playboy (NYSE:PEI) is considering a suit against Jay Grdina and Club Jenna, Inc. because just about no one has lived up to their promises. A banker I know at LaSalle Bank in Chicago says that Christie Hefner is super pissed about Jenna bailing on the endorsement deal, Jay forcing her out and not revealing his criminal past, and the piss-poor assortment of whores he has signed onto the label. Let's just say Jenna won't have that Rolls Royce for long.

§ Evil Angel finally agreed to stop shooting transsexual videos. Apparently the availability of trannies in Porn Valley is getting limited, and the social stigma of using Brazillians does not produce enough of a profit for them to maintain the line. Apparently JS & Trish will make a final donation to the Fabio Scorpion Memorial Trust in Rio de Janiero as a parting gesture.

§ Porn washout Randi Storm was arrested by the LAPD early in September for soliciting prostution. The police report described her as wearing "black winter boots with a 'skull & crossbones' pattern on them." Sounds familiar to something we've posted on XPT before.

§ Luke Ford is writing another book! Luke e-mailed me that he wants to write a semi-fiction called My Friend Shiksa loosely based on his whirlwind affair with our favorite Holly Randall. Apparently it involves a starving Jewish writer who miraculously courts the love of a blonde agnostic girl, and wins her over to Judaism. He never actually marries her or has sex with her, the film winds up with him masturbating over the fact that he converted one more fish to the flock.

§ Shelly Lubben is back in the news. She's flying back East to organize an anti-porn rally in the huge porn producing city of Pittsburgh, PA. Guests of honor will include Sierra Sinn, Kami Andrews, and Belladonna. Each guest will host small discussion group on anus maintenance, drug abuse, and STD's. All proceeds will be donated to AIM, who in turn will use them to send Sharon Mitchell to pursue a legitimate college degree from Glendale Community College.

Have a great weekend, folks!