I'm going to skip the obvious ones, like Smelly Monkey and Smiling Arab. Anyone posting here who hasn't looked into most of their posts is too ignorant to read this. These are a few of the more ignoble characters in xpt's past:


Meet Lord Asmus Credit jamesn for first shining the spotlight on this cretin from the dvd review forum. james links to Asmus' first appearance. Otherwise, Smutmutant and Brandon Irons could have kept him to themselves.

ADT Watchguy I know you've heard the expression. Here is the origin.


bjfan1127 jamesn pretty well sums him up in this one thread, but there is plenty of interesting material here. I was never any prouder of my fellow XPT'ers than when NO ONE, not one single poster ever asked him where he was going in 57, 56, 55, or 30 days, as bjfan desperately tried to imply he was leaving to serve in the military. I guess he's dropping loads all over Iraq by now.

drpornz Set the standard by which dipshit posters are judged.

I fear people have forgotten the real MattCasey. You may be shocked to find it's not really jamesn.

I'll use this killer thread for "jack mehoff", who I think started out as "Melb_Matt" Melb Matt made EddieNormous embarassed to admit his Aussie roots and may have ultimately driven eddie from this board.

Feel free to add more or comment.

Thanks. Found my new sig.

When I saw this picture again today I gasped- It was like finding out my congressman was a fag.

Outsanding work, Bornyo. It's important that this living history is preserved so that future generations of posters can re-visit the classics.

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It was like finding out my congressman was a fag.

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You must have suspected when he told while playing footsie that he'd let you ass-fuck him for your vote. The playing footsie always gives it away!

fyi fatman, my state has so far only produced a happy go lucky coke head secretary of state who has plead guilty of buying 100 grams of cocaine to give away to friends.

Our two representatives in the Senate rumored to be gay, but not outed yet, are Strom Thurmond and Lindsay Graham.

(Edit: I refuse to be highjacked. I could have included fatman and rauol duke in the original post as how not to introduce yourself to a message board)

Random's fictitious interview with Janine Lindemulder

At the time Da Burgler was doing legit pornstar interviews, posting them here and often they would get picked up by adultfyi, l.ford, whoever. Random makes up this interview it gets spread around the net and comedy is achieved. If you check the thread Janine even signs up to call him on it. Awesome.

I feel somewhat prophetic including Sierra Spinn and Alex Devine in this one:



Oh, and what about when Ron Royster posted here, got all butt-hurt and complained on ADT about how cruel XPT was...Bornyo can you find that one over on ADT?

Yeah, The Dignity Extractor is an all-time XPT classic...even better than the alt.porn PSA.

Here's a corrected link to the fallout from Random's interview.

It's almost scientifically impossible to measure just how big a douchebag Wankus actually is.

Is he dead yet?

does anyone remember a post king made early in the year (i think) that detailed how a whore changes over the course of her porn career/lifetime, using a ton of graemlins. i've been looking for it to put in this thread but i can't frigging find it. help a nigger out?

I don't have the link, but I saved the graemlins!!

I worship King's picture-gram which I renamed:

Dante Illustrated:
"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate":





(new to the biz) ---> (in the biz) (money) ---> (addiction, shot out, must support habit with) ---> (why?) (oh Lord, no) (why? why? why?) ---> Leaves porn (6-12 months pass, broke, re enters porn repeats cycle one more time, maybe twice) --->(finds Jesus) :happierthanbefore: then, eventually

thank you, fatman.