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Several years ago a girl brought her mom along with her. She was asked to leave.
And just when I thought that couldn't get any fucking worse, ever, a couple of years later a chick turned up with her dad.
The dad asked if he could stay and watch. 
I wish I was making this up.
God, please tell us who that was. It's not like you're telling us her real name or something.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."