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#272022 - 09/05/07 06:44 PM Because it's my birthday....
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
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I'm going to post some new pics I took to bore you with.


Aria Giovanni




Aria & Jelena Jensen




Alektra Blue


Kayden Kross


Ashlynn Brooke
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#272023 - 09/05/07 07:10 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Aria's body is sheer perfection. Are those Ashlynn's real tits? Magnificent either way.

YES SORRY, EDIT to add HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


Edited by RENFIELD (09/05/07 07:15 PM)

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#272024 - 09/05/07 07:13 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
k1ng Offline
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You absolutely have full permission to bore us with your pictures of hot naked women anytime.




edit to add - Happy Birthday!


Edited by k1ng (09/05/07 07:14 PM)
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#272025 - 09/05/07 08:24 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
MoronBoy Offline
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Happy Birthday.

Aria is still looking great. She's got to be, what, close to 30 at least, right? Looks better and healthier than most girls whose pictures end up on this site that are in their early 20s.

This is XPT though, so the glass she is holding in the pic should be filled with something a bit more vile. (joking)

Keep up the good work.
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#272026 - 09/05/07 08:25 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Dick Dastardly Offline
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I'll spare the "edit to add Happy Birthday" and just make due on the first go.

I found this at AskJolene.com, kudos to Holly for shooting contract whore Bree Olson in thigh-highs (I'm such a manwhore for hosiery).


Attachments
260935-bree0011.jpg (63 downloads)

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#272027 - 09/05/07 08:52 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Dick Head Offline
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Posts: 505
Happy Birthday Miss Randall!

How was the harvest this year?

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#272028 - 09/06/07 01:15 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Holly, I sincerely hope you continue to bore us for many, many years to come. Happy Birthday!!!

Speaking of which, Aria's pics always give me the sudden urge to go and bore something, and these are no exception...

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#272029 - 09/06/07 02:37 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
gia jordan Offline
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Love the aria with jelena pic! 2nd fave is the alecktra blue.
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#272030 - 09/06/07 08:39 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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buzz kill
Holly.
Was your initial attraction to Luke because he looked like a cross between Adrian Zmed and Maxwell Caulfield of Grease 2?


But when you get home with him instead of seeing this...

you're seeing this....



or was it the Accent?

Happy Birthday.

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#272031 - 09/06/07 10:05 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Willie D Offline

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Thanks for posting the same pics and material in 2 different threads.

Get original.

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#272032 - 09/06/07 10:23 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Get original.




Thank you for trolling though my posts. To have an esteemed mod do that does my heart good. Although, if you're going to quip at my post please stay substantive. If it is my idea which I duplicate it's still "original". I'm being repetitive.

My reason for duplicating it? Well thats obvious.

I know Luke Stalks Holly and that he would see my little observation. I love needling Luke. Turns out my assumption was correct.
Evidene of Luke's Stalking Holly.

The Irony of my stalking Luke by using his stalking is also quite at statement in itself.


Edited by Karma'sFist (09/06/07 10:31 AM)

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#272033 - 09/06/07 04:56 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Happy belated birthday.

Is it me or does Ashlynn Brooke have a strong resemblance to Bree Olson??

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#272034 - 09/06/07 05:01 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

Happy belated birthday.

Is it me or does Ashlynn Brooke have a strong resemblance to Bree Olson??






I agree, they have very similar looks. Personally, I prefer Ashlynn, but Bree's very strokeable as well.

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#272035 - 09/06/07 07:03 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Holly Randall Offline
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Quote:

I know Luke Stalks Holly and that he would see my little observation. I love needling Luke. Turns out my assumption was correct.
Evidene of Luke's Stalking Holly.

The Irony of my stalking Luke by using his stalking is also quite at statement in itself.




I don't understand why he posted this-- it was an almost identical reply to a previous post, weeks ago, that I'd made. He'd already posted my update on Cytherea, why do it again?

Quote:

Is it me or does Ashlynn Brooke have a strong resemblance to Bree Olson?




Yeah Ashlynn said she's been told that a few times, I think they're both equally hot.
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#272036 - 09/06/07 07:27 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Is it me or does Ashlynn Brooke have a strong resemblance to Bree Olson?




Yeah Ashlynn said she's been told that a few times, I think they're both equally hot.




I must give Bree the edge because of natural boobs.
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#272037 - 09/06/07 08:17 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Max Rhino Offline
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You seem like a very good person. I hope you have a great alcohol-free birthday.
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#272038 - 09/06/07 11:09 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Holly Randall Offline
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You seem like a very good person. I hope you have a great alcohol-free birthday.




Thank you... yes it was my first sober birthday, which was a little weird. I actually started the day off in a great mood, but then got progressively more depressed as the day went on. I've always taken my birthday off of work, and I usually have what I call "Hollyfest": a week of parties, dinners, and a lot of boozing. This year was very quiet, and anti-climatic in a way. I wasn't expecting anything grand, but for some reason I was disappointed. I hate growing older, and I know this sounds stupid, but when I was a little girl, I thought I would be engaged or married by now. Or at least be in a relationship that might be headed that way. I didn't think I'd be an alcoholic commitment-phobe who would rather spend an evening working than going out on a date. Actually scratch that-- I'd rather spend an evening getting my toenails ripped out than go on a date. I crave yet fear intimacy, but before I had alcohol to suppress that fear. So without it I'm at a loss of how to deal with relationships (not that I was dealing with them well when I was drinking). I don't know, I think I'm just hormonal right now, but I'm glad my birthday's over, and I'm in no hurry for the next one. Maybe by then I'll grow up and I won't be so whiny about it.
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#272039 - 09/06/07 11:25 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
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Quote:

Quote:

You seem like a very good person. I hope you have a great alcohol-free birthday.




Thank you... yes it was my first sober birthday, which was a little weird. I actually started the day off in a great mood, but then got progressively more depressed as the day went on. I've always taken my birthday off of work, and I usually have what I call "Hollyfest": a week of parties, dinners, and a lot of boozing. This year was very quiet, and anti-climatic in a way. I wasn't expecting anything grand, but for some reason I was disappointed. I hate growing older, and I know this sounds stupid, but when I was a little girl, I thought I would be engaged or married by now. Or at least be in a relationship that might be headed that way. I didn't think I'd be an alcoholic commitment-phobe who would rather spend an evening working than going out on a date. Actually scratch that-- I'd rather spend an evening getting my toenails ripped out than go on a date. I crave yet fear intimacy, but before I had alcohol to suppress that fear. So without it I'm at a loss of how to deal with relationships (not that I was dealing with them well when I was drinking). I don't know, I think I'm just hormonal right now, but I'm glad my birthday's over, and I'm in no hurry for the next one. Maybe by then I'll grow up and I won't be so whiny about it.




My good Friend goes through similar emotions and thoughts. See, in 2004 he received his 2nd DWI. Yes he was and IS an irresponsible drinker but he really is a good guy. He is also a Teacher. Not wanting to become a convicted felon he made a decision NOT TO DRINK EVER AGAIN. Good for Him. However, in the 3 years since this momentous and positive turn in his life he has continued to see only the negatives about his decision. Sure you and he cannot go out and do the things you used to do.(Like the commemorative drinking all weekend party) Sure it's difficult to just stop Activities you've participated in for years. If you really think about it, was it all that fun? Even though I still drink(not around my friend) I look back on MOST of my benders and say, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING!!!!"Because you can no longer do this shouldn't bee seen as a downer. Its much better than living The Jeckle n' Hyde existence of an Alcoholic.
As for the wanting to be with a partner thing? Heck, if its meant to be it will happen. No use in pressuring yourself on THAT ISSUE.
When your down in the doldrums just think to yourself, "FUCK...I LEAST I'M NOT LUKE FORD"

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#272040 - 09/07/07 06:45 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Holly Randall Offline
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Quote:



When your down in the doldrums just think to yourself, "FUCK...I LEAST I'M NOT LUKE FORD"




LOL thanks, that makes me feel better.
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#272041 - 09/07/07 09:58 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
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Registered: 02/18/05
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Happy Birthday Hollie, and congrats on it being sober. It's a rare person who can actually pull themselves outta that.
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#272042 - 09/07/07 11:33 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
jamesn Offline
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happy birthday holly.
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#272043 - 09/07/07 04:57 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
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Quote:

when I was a little girl, I thought I would be engaged or married by now. Or at least be in a relationship that might be headed that way



I'm willing to help here.
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#272044 - 09/07/07 05:26 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
XXXbit Offline
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
Quote:


I actually started the day off in a great mood, but then got progressively more depressed as the day went on. I've always taken my birthday off of work, and I usually have what I call "Hollyfest": a week of parties, dinners, and a lot of boozing. This year was very quiet, and anti-climatic in a way. I wasn't expecting anything grand, but for some reason I was disappointed. I hate growing older, and I know this sounds stupid, but when I was a little girl, I thought I would be engaged or married by now. Or at least be in a relationship that might be headed that way. I didn't think I'd be an alcoholic commitment-phobe who would rather spend an evening working than going out on a date. Actually scratch that-- I'd rather spend an evening getting my toenails ripped out than go on a date. I crave yet fear intimacy, but before I had alcohol to suppress that fear. So without it I'm at a loss of how to deal with relationships (not that I was dealing with them well when I was drinking). I don't know, I think I'm just hormonal right now, but I'm glad my birthday's over, and I'm in no hurry for the next one. Maybe by then I'll grow up and I won't be so whiny about it.




This sounds so much like me and how I approached 30......I am not 34 and it only gets better until I start approaching my next birthday...
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#272045 - 09/07/07 08:58 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Quote:

I crave yet fear intimacy...




Can we blame this one Luke, just for shits & giggles? I mean, he IS good at exposing the intimate lives of others for all to read about, if nothing else.
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#272046 - 09/10/07 06:17 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Quote:

I crave yet fear intimacy...




Can we blame this one Luke, just for shits & giggles? I mean, he IS good at exposing the intimate lives of others for all to read about, if nothing else.




Nope, I've always been like that. I don't like it when anyone but my significant other touches me-- hugs are fine, but when people keep their arm around me, or hold my hand, it makes me really uncomfortable.

Anyhow off subject, here's some pics from my little birthday BBQ that I had yesterday, there might be some hot bitches in those photos that you recognize: http://www.hollyrandall.com/html/personal/personal11.html

And my new pic of Kayden Kross, just because.

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#272047 - 09/12/07 08:11 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
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Registered: 08/04/06
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#272048 - 09/12/07 08:14 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
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Holly,you really need to take your relationship with Aria to its logical conclusion.

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#272049 - 09/12/07 09:26 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Ah yes, I forgot about that pic. That is a good friend's ex-wife. I couldn't hook up with Aria, that would be like having sex with my sister.
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#272050 - 09/12/07 09:30 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

that would be like having sex with my sister.



[beavis] heh heh...holly is like...hot & stuff...holly rocks...[/beavis]

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#272051 - 09/14/07 08:20 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
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Quote:

I couldn't hook up with Aria, that would be like having sex with my sister.





You really don't know how awesome that sounds,do you?

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#272052 - 09/14/07 09:40 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Quote:

I couldn't hook up with Aria, that would be like having sex with my sister.





You really don't know how awesome that sounds,do you?






LOL you are sick!
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#272053 - 09/14/07 09:46 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
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#272054 - 09/15/07 03:16 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Quote:

I couldn't hook up with Aria, that would be like having sex with my sister.





You really don't know how awesome that sounds,do you?






Time for a poll:




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#272055 - 09/15/07 05:41 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
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The only problem with this poll is the absence of Holly's mom in any of the options.
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#272056 - 09/15/07 08:28 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
Happy birthday, I would have been happy to take you out for an alcohol free dinner. You should check in to one of those cognitive programs for anxiety though, might help with your fear. I hear one advertised with Lucinda Basset but there are others.


Quote:

Quote:

You seem like a very good person. I hope you have a great alcohol-free birthday.




Thank you... yes it was my first sober birthday, which was a little weird. I actually started the day off in a great mood, but then got progressively more depressed as the day went on. I've always taken my birthday off of work, and I usually have what I call "Hollyfest": a week of parties, dinners, and a lot of boozing. This year was very quiet, and anti-climatic in a way. I wasn't expecting anything grand, but for some reason I was disappointed. I hate growing older, and I know this sounds stupid, but when I was a little girl, I thought I would be engaged or married by now. Or at least be in a relationship that might be headed that way. I didn't think I'd be an alcoholic commitment-phobe who would rather spend an evening working than going out on a date. Actually scratch that-- I'd rather spend an evening getting my toenails ripped out than go on a date. I crave yet fear intimacy, but before I had alcohol to suppress that fear. So without it I'm at a loss of how to deal with relationships (not that I was dealing with them well when I was drinking). I don't know, I think I'm just hormonal right now, but I'm glad my birthday's over, and I'm in no hurry for the next one. Maybe by then I'll grow up and I won't be so whiny about it.


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#272057 - 09/20/07 05:15 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
New ones... Of one of my favorites Bree (thank you Adam & Eve for letting me still do stills on her), and a brand new girl Veronica Roman. Quick story about Veronica-- she has been a member of my site suze.net for about 5 years now, and has always been a big fan. One day she got up the courage to write to me and ask if I might consider shooting her. She'd never done any kind of adult modeling before but after much deliberation decided it's really something she wanted to try. So I had her come in, and thought she definitely had potential, so we booked a date. I was more than impressed by how well she did for this being her first nude shoot ever... Funny how she went from being a member to a model. Anyhow she's a really sweet and smart girl, and a pleasure to work with. Hope you guys like her-- can you believe those legs? They go on for miles...








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#272058 - 09/20/07 06:26 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
the unknown pervert Offline
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Damn it I spend too much time on the golf course. Next time have Bree put her hands closer together on the club. That grip is fine for hoeing weeds but would suck eggs on a golf course. Of course if you wish, I am available to be technical consultant for issues like this.
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#272059 - 09/20/07 06:30 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Quote:

New ones... Of one of my favorites Bree (thank you Adam & Eve for letting me still do stills on her), and a brand new girl Veronica Roman. Quick story about Veronica-- she has been a member of my site suze.net for about 5 years now, and has always been a big fan. One day she got up the courage to write to me and ask if I might consider shooting her. She'd never done any kind of adult modeling before but after much deliberation decided it's really something she wanted to try. So I had her come in, and thought she definitely had potential, so we booked a date. I was more than impressed by how well she did for this being her first nude shoot ever... Funny how she went from being a member to a model. Anyhow she's a really sweet and smart girl, and a pleasure to work with. Hope you guys like her-- can you believe those legs? They go on for miles...











Beautiful girl and that bottom picture is ummm nothing short of amazing, wow that is perfect.

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#272060 - 09/20/07 09:39 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Damn it I spend too much time on the golf course. Next time have Bree put her hands closer together on the club. That grip is fine for hoeing weeds but would suck eggs on a golf course. Of course if you wish, I am available to be technical consultant for issues like this.




Hehe I knew the golf fanatics would find so much wrong with my golfing pictorial... I've never been in my life, so I didn't know what I was doing with the poses.
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#272061 - 09/20/07 09:40 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Doomfury Offline
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Registered: 07/29/06
Posts: 13
No offense to Holly but I dont rate that first dame in the slightest regardless of story. I dont find her Suze material at all but I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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#272062 - 09/20/07 09:43 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

No offense to Holly but I dont rate that first dame in the slightest regardless of story. I dont find her Suze material at all but I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.




No offense taken! I have to say it was fun to take a "regular girl" (a fan and a member, no less) and Randall-ize her to see what I came up with. She was ecstatic over the pictures, which is really what the shoot worth it, for me.
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#272063 - 09/20/07 09:44 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
she's hot. if you talk to her again tell her to post here to give an account of her descent into the porn biz.



edit - hahaaha i got jondra'ed by descent


Edited by k1ng (09/20/07 09:50 PM)
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#272064 - 09/20/07 09:59 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Gunker Offline
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Quote:

Randall-ize




I would advise against continued usage of this wordsmithery.



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#272065 - 09/20/07 10:03 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Holly Randall Offline
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Quote:

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Randall-ize




I would advise against continued usage of this wordsmithery.





It's the first time I've ever used it and I couldn't think of anything else on the fly. Got a better one?
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#272066 - 09/20/07 10:04 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
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Suzify?

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#272067 - 09/20/07 10:14 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
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Camera of Life?
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#272068 - 09/20/07 10:47 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
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Approved. Beautiful, natural looking girl. Beautiful.

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#272069 - 09/20/07 11:50 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
ranathan Offline
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DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK


its your birthday holly throw one back cmon

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#272070 - 09/21/07 02:25 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
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I think you might have a few other members who want to jump in front of your lens when it comes time to shoot her first b/g.



This shot puts Bree into a whole new level of sexiness in my book...she looks very womanly as opposed to her usual girlish look which is favoured by gonzo producers. Perhaps it's just the difference in the hair/make up, but it works. Hot!

As for Randall-ize, why not? It's like a form of 'Randallism' (which is what wayward youths do in Southeast Asia, apparently)

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#272071 - 09/21/07 02:40 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
ranathan Offline
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randalize?

aka fall into a career snapping pictures of girls dressed like lava lamps and have overly qualified people do the lighting and set dressing based on your parents name while the retard kid gets behind the lens and pretends to take credit for the setup in front of them

BUT
holly randall thank you for sparing us from aria giovannis weird looking vagina.









LOL BUT BEFORE I GET YELLED AT I HAVE A GOOD FAMILY TOO AND I MEAN NO ILL WILL SO PLEASE DONT YELL GUYS WHILE DEFENDING HER HONOR

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#272072 - 09/21/07 09:20 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Holly Randall Offline
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randalize?

aka fall into a career snapping pictures of girls dressed like lava lamps and have overly qualified people do the lighting and set dressing based on your parents name while the retard kid gets behind the lens and pretends to take credit for the setup in front of them

BUT
holly randall thank you for sparing us from aria giovannis weird looking vagina.

LOL BUT BEFORE I GET YELLED AT I HAVE A GOOD FAMILY TOO AND I MEAN NO ILL WILL SO PLEASE DONT YELL GUYS WHILE DEFENDING HER HONOR




I usually don't respond to these kinds of ridiculous rants-- misdirected anger is so very common it's in fact quite boring. I would imagine that you're either an immature little twerp, or a bitter, aging old man. Or perhaps you're just a disgruntled middle-aged guy who is stuck in a dead end job and can't get a date to save his life. Hell, you might even be a woman, and then I wouldn't even want to try and imagine what your problem is. Whatever your story is, I'm sure you have reasons for your distemper and I doubt you actually have anything personal against me; my guess is you like to stir the pot because it brings a bit of color to your otherwise drab and dull life.

The funny thing about your comments and ones of other posters that have preceded it, is that it's extremely difficult to hurt my feelings, and to do so, you'd actually have to say something that had some kind of truth to it. So let's just address a few things in your post:

You said that my name and any ounce of fame was bestowed upon me by my parents. Well, duh. I have for one never denied the fact that I got lucky and because of my mother, was never forced to start at the bottom and climb some kind of corporate ladder to get where I am today. But that in no way means that I don't work incredibly hard at what I do. My hours are long and my determination high, and a lot of that comes from not only wanting to run a successful business, but also to make my parents proud of me. That in itself I think gives me a drive that not everyone else in this business has, because my work is truly very personal to me. Now before you go off on how it's porn and I should be ashamed of working in such a vile and degrading career, remember that I was not raised in a strict and conservative family-- in fact I was raised in one that is extraordinarily liberal, trusting, and loving. And yes, I'll admit, a bit odd. But I love that about my parents: they don't fit into any type of mold. But my point is I was not raised with the general sense of shame about sex and porn that so many Americans have been. So I don't see it your way.

And as far as overqualified people doing my lighting and my sets-- what on earth is wrong with that? If I can get these truly talented people to work for me, why the hell wouldn't I? The fact that they are working for me I think is testament to the reputation we have (that they would work with a pornographer) and the state of mainstream entertainment (i.e. it's so competitive out there so many qualified people can't get work). Nobody is holding a gun to their head and demanding they show up to my set every day.

Which brings me to another point-- these two sets that I've posted (Bree and Veronica) were NOT worked on by either my stylist or my set designer. It was actually ME who designed the sets, and dressed the girls. Of course I prefer to work with my set designer and stylist, but I am obviously capable of putting together a shoot on my own. I would prefer not to do so, because my stylist and my set designer are both so much better at their jobs than I am, and I also do not have the time to do everything!

As for me being the "retarded kid", that's just hilarious and I think you know completely untrue. I'm not even sure it's worth mentioning. But I have to say I loved your comment: "girls dressed like lava lamps". Now THAT is fucking comedy, and I'll admit, a good way to describe some of the outfits I've shot the models in. I like that, I think I'll use it the next time my stylist dresses someone in hot pink and neon orange.
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#272073 - 09/21/07 09:41 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
ranathan Offline
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rofl im not actually gonna read what you wrote but LOLLL at my 3 am no friday classes trolling clinic

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#272074 - 09/21/07 09:47 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
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holly randall thank you for sparing us from aria giovannis weird looking vagina.






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#272075 - 09/21/07 11:05 AM Re: Because it's my birthday....
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...I would imagine that you're either an immature little twerp...




That's ranathan's thing since he's been here, and it's been endearing. I think he just dipped your pigtail in the inkwell, Holly because he's

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#272076 - 09/21/07 01:34 PM Please don't feed the troll
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You should know better than to waste your time responding to him/her/it, Holly.





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#272077 - 09/21/07 05:47 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Gunker Offline
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Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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I'm sure you have reasons for your distemper




Be sure to vaccinate your dogs and cats, people, or they will behave like Ranathan.
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#272078 - 09/21/07 05:53 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
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Meh. Ranathan's OK in my book. He was just trashed at 3:00 AM. Much as the rest of us were in College.

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#272079 - 09/26/07 05:55 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
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Bree Olson looks rockin' in this photo. It doesn't reek of porn whore whatsoever, almost mainstream model. Got any other samples to share from this set, Holly?
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#272080 - 09/26/07 07:47 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
Holly Randall Offline
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Bree Olson looks rockin' in this photo. It doesn't reek of porn whore whatsoever, almost mainstream model. Got any other samples to share from this set, Holly?




Sure I can post some on Friday, when I'm back in the office. I'm visiting a Wicked set tomorrow for a little Xbiz write up. I figured I'd get out of my "Suze bubble" and see how other (respected) studios work.
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#272081 - 09/26/07 07:51 PM Re: Because it's my birthday....
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Sure I can post some on Friday, when I'm back in the office. I'm visiting a Wicked set tomorrow for a little Xbiz write up. I figured I'd get out of my "Suze bubble" and see how other (respected) studios work.




There is just some element about this setting, perhaps the lack of a studio & presence of nature, that takes it out of the porno world. You should do more shoots like this with the whores. Natural light looks so much better anyway, Holly, especially that "last light" during this time of the year.

I'm saving my model money for a few shoots next month when I can shoot the girls in company of the various colored foliage. Whether it happens or not, only time will tell.
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