A locked thread ?? I don't think I can recall ever seeing a locked thread on XPT?... and in The Cage no less!!
This clearly wasn't Conky's initiative. I suspect this action followed a feverish exchange of latenight texts between Ms Jordan and Mr Malice.
Buy her something expensive Tony. That'll make her smile.
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