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#271784 - 09/05/07 01:15 AM Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS?
Stevie Why Gay For Pay Registered: 05/16/07 Posts: 988 Loc: Sun Diego	(I hate adding ANOTHER Kurt post but this is TOO CREEPY!) On the hit NBC show HEROES, one character, Issac Mendez has an amazing super power; whenever he gets high on heroin he can astonishingly paint THE FUTURE while in a drug induced haze. On the forum XXXPornTalk, one character, Stevie Why realizes he may have an amazing super power; whenever he gets drunk on Pabts Blue Ribbon he draws funny cartoons in a drunkened haze. The proof of my amazing psychic powers? From LUKE IS BACK: Quote: Peter Warren reports for AVN: "F. Scott Fitzgerald said that there are no third acts in American lives," he began. "My first act in my life was growing up, graduating college, touring as a guitar player for Dee Dee Ramone. Second act was becoming, for lack of a better term, a world-famous porn star. The third act? Iâ€™d like to have a third act." Fitzgerald said there are no second acts in American life. WEEKS ago I drew the cover to XPT's own first comic...ASTONISHING TAIL. And what was on it? Attachments 260709-heroes_isaac.jpg (9 downloads) _________________________ "I choppy choppy yo pee pee"
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#271785 - 09/05/07 01:52 AM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	Quote: for lack of a better term, a world-famous porn star. saying 'porn star' wasn't enough. he had to add 'world famous'? _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#271786 - 09/05/07 08:02 AM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Darth Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/27/07 Posts: 775 Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona	Quote: Quote: for lack of a better term, a world-famous porn star. saying 'porn star' wasn't enough. he had to add 'world famous'? Enough posting about lockwood. He trolls here daily reading the posts with his name on them. Not seeing his name for a week would cause him more agony than someone calling him a cumchugger or a bad rock musician. So please lets stop talking about him. I command it. _________________________ I love cock and balls.
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#271787 - 09/05/07 08:11 AM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Anonymous Unregistered	Never thought I'd say this, but Darth's absolutely right. You want to kill little Stevie? Ignore him. Hes a worse attention whore than any porn chick. Though I don't know about this "command" bullshit
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#271788 - 09/05/07 08:23 AM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Darth Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/27/07 Posts: 775 Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona	I am Darth. If you don't follow my instructions. I will kill you with my Vulcan death grip. _________________________ I love cock and balls.
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#271789 - 09/05/07 10:14 AM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
warp_speed Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/31/07 Posts: 817	Quote: I am Darth. If you don't follow my instructions. I will kill you with my Vulcan death grip. wtf, don't mix star trek references with star wars references. Star trek is in a whole other league than star wars. _________________________ WARP SPEED (you better believe it)
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#271790 - 09/05/07 10:21 AM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Quote: I am Darth. If you don't follow my instructions. I will kill you with my Vulcan death grip. wtf, don't mix star trek references with star wars references. Star trek is in a whole other league than star wars. The suck league maybe. Trek blows, Wars rules. Yeah, I'm a Star Wars geek, so what, you wanna fight about it??? _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#271791 - 09/05/07 12:33 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Enough with the nerd wars, before some fuck brings up old Battlestar Galactica versus new Battlestar Galactica _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#271792 - 09/05/07 12:59 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Stevie Why Gay For Pay Registered: 05/16/07 Posts: 988 Loc: Sun Diego	Quote: Enough with the nerd wars, before some fuck brings up old Battlestar Galactica versus new Battlestar Galactica Is that new one you're referring to Galactica 1980 or Edward James Olmos Battlestar Galactica? iheartdirkbenedict _________________________ "I choppy choppy yo pee pee"
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#271793 - 09/05/07 01:04 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
warp_speed Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/31/07 Posts: 817	Quote: Quote: Quote: I am Darth. If you don't follow my instructions. I will kill you with my Vulcan death grip. wtf, don't mix star trek references with star wars references. Star trek is in a whole other league than star wars. The suck league maybe. Trek blows, Wars rules. Yeah, I'm a Star Wars geek, so what, you wanna fight about it??? wars fucking sucks compared to trek, I don't see how any rational human being could argue the other view. _________________________ WARP SPEED (you better believe it)
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#271794 - 09/05/07 01:09 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: Enough with the nerd wars, before some fuck brings up old Battlestar Galactica versus new Battlestar Galactica Everyone knows Farscape is far superior. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#271795 - 09/05/07 01:38 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Kas Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 08/06/07 Posts: 24	Babylon 5 is where its at
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#271796 - 09/05/07 01:48 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Darth Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/27/07 Posts: 775 Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona	Threadjack successful. You Internet nerds cannot withstand my dark powers. _________________________ I love cock and balls.
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#271797 - 09/05/07 01:54 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Here's my take. 1. Star Wars 2. Battlestar Galactica (Sci-Fi version) 3. Battlestar Galactica (original version) 4. Star Trek TNG (I dont like any other version of it) 5. Babylon 5 _________________________
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#271798 - 09/05/07 01:58 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	Quote: Everyone knows Farscape is far superior. Frell yeah! _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#271799 - 09/05/07 02:12 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	The one thing all those shows have in common is a higher standard of acting than Mr Lockwood can command. Yes, I know this includes Shatner. Stevie, can you do a prescient drawing of Kurt being dragged away by a riptide and into the screw of a supertanker off the coast of Spain? _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#271800 - 09/05/07 02:22 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Quote: Enough posting about lockwood. He trolls here daily reading the posts with his name on them. Not seeing his name for a week would cause him more agony than someone calling him a cumchugger or a bad rock musician. So please lets stop talking about him. I command it. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#271801 - 09/05/07 02:28 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Postmortem Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/17/07 Posts: 297	Quote: Here's my take. 1. Star Wars 2. Battlestar Galactica (Sci-Fi version) 3. Battlestar Galactica (original version) 4. Star Trek TNG (I dont like any other version of it) 5. Babylon 5 Quantum Leap destroys all of those. No one can touch Scott Bakula. _________________________ Self-deception facilitates harm to others and to oneself, undermines autonomy, corrupts conscience, violates authenticity, and manifests a vicious lack of courage and self-control that undermines the capacity for compassionate action.
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#271802 - 09/05/07 03:53 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	i seriously kicked ass in "dig dig. " oh fuck, i mean "dig DUG." Edited by Gigi (09/05/07 03:54 PM) _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#271803 - 09/05/07 04:51 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Bill Hicks Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 717 Loc: Off the mortal coil	Quote: I am Darth. If you don't follow my instructions. I will kill you with my Vulcan death grip. It's Vulcan nerve pinch. And Firefly beats the shit out of Farscape.
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#271804 - 09/05/07 06:09 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
pumphog74 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/26/07 Posts: 287 Loc: do you really care?	best thread de-railment ever oh and it's definitely frackin' new battlestar galactica bitches. _________________________ "if you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today." Spider Jerusalem
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#271805 - 09/05/07 06:41 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Stevie Why Gay For Pay Registered: 05/16/07 Posts: 988 Loc: Sun Diego	Believe me... I'd much rather talk cheesy sci-fi shows and movies than Kurt Lockwood any day of the week. My favorites: 1.) Star Wars 2.) GODZILLA 3.) Heroes (Though this next season will likely suck balls) 4.) Six Million Dollar Man 5.) Original BattleStar Galactica (NOT INCLUDING Galactica 1980) I've ALWAYS thought Dr. Who was uber-lame but really want to watch the full season with Christopher Eccleston from a year or two ago after catching a few episodes on PBS. Seemed pretty cool. _________________________ "I choppy choppy yo pee pee"
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#271806 - 09/05/07 08:05 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: i seriously kicked ass in "dig dig. " oh fuck, i mean "dig DUG." Its all about Asteroids _________________________
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#271807 - 09/05/07 08:06 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Postmortem Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/17/07 Posts: 297	Buck Rogers rules. _________________________ Self-deception facilitates harm to others and to oneself, undermines autonomy, corrupts conscience, violates authenticity, and manifests a vicious lack of courage and self-control that undermines the capacity for compassionate action.
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#271808 - 09/05/07 08:09 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: 4.) Six Million Dollar Man 5.) Original BattleStar Galactica (NOT INCLUDING Galactica 1980) I still got my Steve Austin action figure. That show kicked ass. The Bigfoot episodes scared me as a kid. Galactica 1980 is an abomination, kinda like the Star Wars Christmas Special. Now, lets never mention those two again. _________________________
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#271809 - 09/05/07 08:10 PM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Buck Rogers rules. I forgot about Buck Rodgers. Erin Grey was some piece of hot ass. _________________________
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#271810 - 09/06/07 08:32 AM Sci-Fi
Houstondon AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/11/07 Posts: 451 Loc: Houston	Kurt who? Don't forget LEXX (at least the movies and first couple of seasons). Eva Habermann was a fine little piece of tail and Xenia Seeberg became the slutty little love slave. _________________________ "I'm rich. I'm a strong, trained fighter. I own a gun. And I am completely...fucking ... psychotic." Kurt Lockwood ranting yet again
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#271811 - 09/06/07 08:36 AM Re: Sci-Fi
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	I just got The Planet of the Apes complete series on DVD. GREAT fucking show, and movie series. Kurt sucks. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#271812 - 09/06/07 08:48 AM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	Quote: i seriously kicked ass in "dig dig. " oh fuck, i mean "dig DUG." Just to get away from the sci-fi geek factor, the thread derailment enters a different stage... Attachments 261038-fygar.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#271813 - 09/06/07 08:52 AM Re: Can I predict KURT LOCKWOOD'S FUTURE FUCKs UPS
Nathanial Mayweather Gay For Pay Registered: 08/30/07 Posts: 1045 Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...	NERDSS!!!
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#271814 - 09/06/07 08:53 AM Re: Sci-Fi
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	ahhh Xenia Seeberg a goddess to be sure. So Gianna Lynn comes by the pad, I'm in the middle of working on something so she goes into the other room and for like 2 hours she was quiet. I go over there to see what the hell she got into (note: I can't let Stormy out of eyesight or she goes through all my stuff out of morbid curiosity. true story.) there gianna was watching my Secrets of Isis DVDs. I'm telling ya, there ain't nothing sexier than watching a hot chick legitimately nerd out on some genre fare. ...and i'm not talking about the random girl who dons a star wars t-shirt because of 'geek chic' but doesn't know a taun taun from a from a womp rat (which i used to bullseye in my t-16 back home.) shit i'm telling ya if i walked in and the girl had gotten into my buck rogers box or groovie goulies dvds i prolly would have rubbed one out right there. _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#271815 - 09/06/07 11:51 AM Re: Sci-Fi
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: I just got The Planet of the Apes complete series on DVD. GREAT fucking show, and movie series. Kurt sucks. I was just watching 'Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes' the other night...it's nice how they avoided doing the 'man and ape live happily ever after as equals' ending and went with something a bit more sinister.
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#271816 - 09/06/07 12:19 PM Re: Sci-Fi
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Quote: I just got The Planet of the Apes complete series on DVD. GREAT fucking show, and movie series. Kurt sucks. I was just watching 'Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes' the other night...it's nice how they avoided doing the 'man and ape live happily ever after as equals' ending and went with something a bit more sinister. Yeah, but it totally works. Roddy McDowell is great as Cesar, as he is in the other films, but I particularly liked him in Conquest because of him being a revolutionary type of character. He's in the TV series too, as Galen. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#271817 - 09/07/07 09:07 PM Re: Sci-Fi
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Attachments 261602-b.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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