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Eight paragraphs to ask one question? Note to self-if ever in need of calling 911 do not give the phone to Burg.



That's actually pretty funny, but inaccurate...have you MADE a 911 call recently? They keep you talking for days, asking EVERYTHING about the victim and situation, including what she last ate and what her fucking sign is, I shit you not. And god help you if you ever have to call about an overdosing whore, they strongly implore you to go through her purse and shit and find what she is taking. Myself, however, with my advanced field experience in pharmacology, I just start quoting the PDR or some line from Easy Riders or a Doors song.
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