First, Happy Birthday...I wanted a different thread, however, to capitalize on the often underutilized perspective you have on the industry today, and to BUILD upon what you and I had as such an interesting and deep discussion, regarding the state of Porn and what constitutes "Sexy/Erotic" these days.

As Porn's Most Erotic Woman and leading authority on Eroticism, comment on this Gem of a photograph that Baby Gia Jordan (perhaps second only to you as the best Photographer in porn) captured that is getting a lot of buzz:



What if ANYTHING, can you say Holly is appealing/erotic about this picture and at what level and in what manner?? Naturally, I also want the DOWNSIDE (whats wrong and FUCKED UP) as well....

Gia may also feel free to pipe in as well....what went through your mind Gia as you witnessed and captured this image?? Were you excited/aroused? Sickened? Shocked? Envious? Hungry? All of the above???

Sadly Holly, I think that stuff like this may be eating away at the market share you and your Mum are seeking to hold, since today with Gonzo being what it is and with crap like this being foisted and saturated amidst the porn viewing public (as well as the non-porn viewing public AND youngsters who encounter this on the Internet...young 15 year old girls who see this are impressed that THIS is now normal and sexy, and what they should be doing to make the captain of the football team take them to the Prom), it jades and corrupts people to the point where your and mum Suze's tasteful, high quality Erotic Adult Productions dont succesfully hit the part of the brain that triggers the urge to masturbate. What I mean is, after seeing Gonzo stuff that, admittedly does show very attractive, young, morally BANKRUPT girls willing to do the most fucked things for chump change, it callouses the inner erotic zone of ANY PERSON who sees it to such extent that they NEED that level of debauchery the next time around to whack off.

I personally have NEVER been the same since I saw Keri Sable (who now I think resembles a blond female GUMBI more than the hott chick/goddess everyone thought she was 2 years ago) in Redlight District's (Erik Ever-TARD's) Cum Filled Asshole Overload, where she ALLOWED 5 Redlight Frat Boy Degenerates to splooge in her ass one after another, then poop ALL the splooge into a glass sherbert bowl and gobble it down. NOTHING stimulates or moves me now in terms of porn...NOTHING. I find myself and my erotic soul REBELLING and finding Gia Jordan's Pink Striped Girl Outfit, GiGi's vacation Pictures, or Your own "Holly's Vacation Pictures" to be more bonerific than any porn vid.

I am not the only one who wants the Holly Randall Breakdown on this subject: What you have to say on this subject (as well as your Mum if you could get HER to comment on this image as well) is quote/note worthy for ALL Adult Industry publications/reporters/followers.

Gia too, if nothing else for HER take on being a former splooge target (perhaps the most intelligent, mentally-TOGETHER cum gobbler the industry has ever known...) Why Gia? WHy Gobble a cornucopia of rancid Loads for all the world to see? And where do you (or I) go/whack off from there??

Say it ain't so Gia.

Can there be any dignity in sex work? Or is that exactly what you're selling?

I suppose what might dignify sex work would be if you did it pro bono. Have you considered that, Gia?

I don't know how to play chess.

Ugh... I don't really know how to answer this one, Burg. I think the advent of gonzo is testament to how desensitized our culture has become, thanks to modern technology. I still wonder though, who gonzo's main audience is-- I don't really think it's the "15-year-old girls" you mentioned. It seems to me that the consumers of the super-hardcore porn are those who have consumed all the OTHER "softer" adult material, and have become jaded and need more violent, more disgusting, more degrading porn, to get them off. I don't cater to those kind of viewers, obviously, it's not my style. As for the cum-in-a-glass guzzlers: eeew. I have a like a 5 second rule for cum-- if it's been ejaculated from the penis and laying around somewhere for more than 5 seconds, I'm not touching it. I like my cum hot and fresh.

And with that said, here's me, today, working on my birthday. You should feel very, very bad for me.

Eight paragraphs to ask one question? Note to self-if ever in need of calling 911 do not give the phone to Burg.

I got a new signature

come on, we all know those are egg whites. you should ask the rare poster earl this question too. he seems to like the jizz.

A man's sexual fantasies seem to move inexorably from pleasuring to paining women; the idea of breaking up a woman's face with a meat mallet ends up being far more erotic than that of hitting her g spot.

I was 13 yrs old by Sept 1980, 8th grade whiz-cripple who sold the contraband skin mags I hid under the cushion of my wheelchair at lunch for 10-15 bucks a rag, and then I would have my super cool Aunt drive me and take two or three of the cutest girls in class to the mall on Saturdays and buy them carmelcorn and Scott Baio posters... (10-15 bucks in 1980 dollars, retail price back then was like 2.95 or something similar so do the math...of course if I was 18 I would have been locked up for, like, forever...)

They are imprisoned in a bank vault. I haven't visited them in years.

Safe deposit box that you don't have access to?

No. I have a key. But, I remember what they looked like.