Midgets are really hot. Anybody that comes up to my knees when I am in 6 inch stilettos deserves some one on one serious attention. When I see one in the street I just want to kidnap them and do TERRIBLE things. So irrestable!
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MICHELLE-ASTON Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. --The Simpsons