Mr Ford has decided to brighten Labor Day with a selection of tasty dishes from the smorgasbord that is the PAW Bowling Benefit.
All the originals are over at Lukeisback.com
Pirates of Perversion, huh? Well, let's start with the obvious gag. I'm betting the chick on the left has "avast behind"
That's it, sweetheart. Up against the wall, legs spread. I can see you've done this before. And they let you get away without pants? Classy joint.
I think she threw up a little in her mouth. Luke, what cologne were you wearing? Eau de hovel?
Shit, if she gets turned on by bowling balls, imagine how much fun she'd be in one of those kids ball pools?
Seriously, honey, it's just a bowling ball. And you look like you brought your own anyhow.
I think her Chinese name is Way Hung Low.
"All right people, move along. Nothing to see here"
All I have to say is Yikes!
All right, sweetheart, calm down. You're letting your emotions run riot here.
Did someone airbrush this chick before a picture was even taken?
Judging from the focus, it's fair to say Luke shot these pictures before he'd eaten.
Yes, you recognized Luke, didn't you?
I'm guessing she's never actually licked another girl in real life.
Now who's this pre-teen? Oh. It's you. Damn. You really suck without make up.
I hope they carded her. She looks about 10, which would be good. Means we wouldn't have to see her for another 8 years or so.
She looks like a short bus kid who just wet their pants.
This picture pretty much sums up the reason I'm pro eugenics.