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#271273 - 09/02/07 06:39 AM
Happy Birthday DaBurglar!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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Wishing you really, really good hooker sex, dear. Zoe loves you. Enjoy your day. 
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#271275 - 09/02/07 07:07 AM
Re: Happy Birthday DaBurglar!
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Happy B-Day, Burg. At the rate you're going, I know there'll be many, many more. 
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#271278 - 09/02/07 10:57 AM
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Congrats, Burg. Somewhere several whores are counting out large sums of money with Burg's prints all over it.
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#271279 - 09/02/07 11:01 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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#271284 - 09/02/07 02:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#271288 - 09/02/07 11:20 PM
Re: Happy Birthday DaBurglar!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Instead of writing it I figured I'd draw it.
(Insert your own hooker joke here) 
Looks like Der Bueghler auditioned for an installment of www.bigsausagepizza.com 
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#271290 - 09/02/07 11:40 PM
Re: Happy Birthday DaBurglar!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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AND...may you be WHEELS DEEP in bitches and alcohol!!!!
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#271291 - 09/02/07 11:49 PM
Re: Happy Birthday DaBurglar!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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AND...may you be WHEELS DEEP in bitches and alcohol!!!!
[insidejoke] Har! [/insidejoke]
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#271292 - 09/04/07 06:54 AM
Re: Happy Birthday DaBurglar!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Six Pharmaceutical companies are bidding for my Hangover right now...I ran out of all the good drugs last week.
Fucking A, that cartoon is both hillarious and disturbing...I am, um....forty now, that's almost dead. Yesterday for the labor day picnic at a hungover Uncle Burglar's, I was letting little nieces and nephews and their little friends play around with my wheel chair(s) ala demolition derby while I lay on a hammock with 6 ice bags on my head, then when they got frantic and wanted me to come play, I had to play "Bean the Cripple" where by I race up and down my considerably long drive way while 12 kids armed with tennis balls chuck them at me like a fucking carnival game. I am such a fucking cool uncle....
As for the birthday debaucheries, you'll have to visit Hartford and do your own asking around...just mention to any stripper you run into "Birthday Boy, nice wheelchair, shaved head, cute in that beat up teddy bear kinda way, pockets stuffed with bills, flammable breath, with two goons named "Lou & Jamal" wheeling him around...what happened??"
Then post what you learn because I have no fucking clue....Jamal and Lou just shake their heads and walk away everytime I ask "Wha' appen'd mate?"
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#271293 - 09/04/07 07:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#271296 - 09/06/07 11:16 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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Loc: Outer Space
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#271297 - 09/07/07 02:12 PM
Re: Happy Birthday DaBurglar!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Belated happy one, bro. May you have many more years to fuck many more girls, buy many more toys, and type many more signature posts. 
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#271298 - 09/07/07 09:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#271299 - 09/08/07 07:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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My 6 yr old nephew, during a timeout at his soccer game, asked me if now that I am 40 if I get Social security...
Meanwhile I am 6 days past 40 and I have lost all interest in sex...I only want to play wheelchair paintball with like-minded agressive, borderline-antisocial cripples.
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Hell, it just screams "SPring time" and I actually had the perfect Maple Tree up in Amherst Pegged for you to be photographed under in May if I manage to get you out here for a visit and possible trophy wedding. Now that I am 40 I am running out of time and I still have a huge list of shit I want to do....You are like number 4 or 5....maybe 6, I lost the list in a stripclub last friday....
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