Yeah, it's immature, but it's a question for the ages. Wile E. Coyote vs. Road Runner, who would you like to see prevail?

We have actual roadrunners...they're fun to watch.

This is a no-brainer...

Coyote, being a carnivore, needs Roadrunner to survive.

Roadunner, breeding at a greater extant than Coyote, is expendable.

This obvious statement is somewhat confused by:

1. The effects of gravity, which, somehow, Roadrunner is not subject to; and
2. Shoddy products purchased from the Acme Company, who, given further evidence of this "YouTubed" travesty, is obviously subject to faulty product design (and no doubt caused by the exportation of American jobs) and, I forgot my argument, and will instead, put in my DVD of "Adam's Rib."
3. Did a mention the failure of gravity while plaintiff, Roadrunner, leapt of the cliff?

No, YOU ARE OUT OF HONOR!

Acme can afford that lawsuit. They should be raking in tons of cash off that black paint that turns solid rock into railroad tunnels.

The Roadrunner is the majority stockholder of Acme, Inc.

I can't believe anyone actually voted for the Road Runner.

Here's the very first Wile E. v. Road Runner cartoon:

Fast & Furry-ous

Thirteen acts of violence and injury in six minutes. I miss the old days of cartoons.

Here's another:

Fastest With The Mostest