I'm feeling a little Bono-one'ish this lunch hour, I thought I'd write some verses for ADT's favorite prostitute.
Taryn used to serve wings.
She thought she was one hot thing.
'Till they showed her the door,
So she became a whore,
Now she hires her ass for one-hour flings.
Chub Chub had to fly to a show,
Chub Chub was high on blow.
She flaked on her booth,
Fatter than Babe Ruth,
And basking in that e.coli glow.
Taryn hates whore-saver Shelly
Taryn has a fat ass and belly
Her agent is Derek
Her face is like John Marek
And her prolapsed anus is quite smelly.
Chub Chub frequents makeup shows
She more obnoxious than most of the hoes.
It's time better spent
With a john...err "gent"
Or one of those infested porn pros.
Taryn says ADT keeps it real
As she whores herself for another meal.
She's a disgusting skank,
Can't coax a wank,
And her e.coli was a big fucking lie which she is too stupid to finally admit you disgusting whore-prostitute!!!
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