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I just went to my first gay club.

But I went there to meet my girlfriend.

Does this make me a fag? I immediately got home and cracked open a PBR (AKA Kryptonite to Queers) to try and wash out the gayitude.

What should I do before...

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Suck a cock. You know you want to. Just do it once, then you never have to lie awake at night wondering what it would feel like anymore... Once won't make you gay. Just try it. Try it, dude. We are here to support you, no mocking will occur.