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#270935 - 08/30/07 09:02 PM
Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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So not me!!!!! LOLz!
I don't have a huge, fake rack and never will. I don't dress like Mystery from The Game. I'm not 25, I don't have a kid, and prefer my guys blond and kind of waspy.
Just who is this broad?
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#270936 - 08/31/07 12:41 AM
Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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The pictures almost had me fooled, but when I read "your" when it should be "you're" I knew this was tomfoolery. BabyG knows grammar.
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#270937 - 08/31/07 08:41 AM
Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
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I'm looking for: In a relationship I thrive on security. I won't stand for deception, cheating and lying. I am a dedicated and loyal person and I expect nothing but the same in return. Trust is very important to me and once a trust is broken it is never really fully regained again. Physical attraction is the first spark of interest but that only goes so far. A mental attraction is what hooks you. My weakness: I tend to fall for the tall, dark and handsome type ... oh, and Italians ... they get me everytime. Haha. And for all of you guys that think that because I'm a single mother you could easily take advantage of the situation, your wrong. Since I've become a mother my standards are higher not lower, and I am much much much more selective and picky about the guys I even talk to let alone date. I am ALOT more protective of myself than I used to be and extremely protective of my daughter. Having a daughter does not by any means make me desperate. So if you're just thinking I'm an easy target because of it then forget about even contacting me. I'm harder to get than that, sorry.
Single moms are so desperate.
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#270940 - 08/31/07 12:36 PM
Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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I tend to fall for the tall, dark and handsome type ...
Hey guys, I might have a chance!
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#270942 - 08/31/07 01:24 PM
Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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That girl is way to skinny to be fat ass Gia. Gia has about 25# of baby fat EVERYWHERE.
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#270943 - 08/31/07 04:30 PM
Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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That girl is way to skinny to be fat ass Gia. Gia has about 25# of baby fat EVERYWHERE.
The universally accepted shortform for pounds (as in the unit of weight, not the unit of sterling currency) is .lbs, not the hash symbol.
Or were you trying to type '25% body fat' and got that wrong too?
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#270946 - 09/01/07 04:35 AM
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Anonymous
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Umm Darth? English is the official language of Belize. It's a former British colony.
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#270947 - 09/01/07 05:07 AM
Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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Umm Darth? English is the official language of Belize. It's a former British colony.
Languages in Belize according to 2000 Census Language Mother tongue speakers Percentage Current users Percentage Chinese 1,607 (0.8%) 1,529 (0.7%) Creoles 67,527 (32.9%) 75,822 (37.0%) English 7,946 (3.9%) 11,551 (5.6%) Garifuna 6,929 (3.4%) 4,071 (2.0%) German 6,783 (3.3%) 6.624 (3.2%) Hindi 280 (0.1%) 193 (0.1%) Maya Ketchi 10,142 (4.9%) 9,314 (4.5%) Maya Mopan 6,909 (3.4%) 6,093 (3.0%) Maya Yucateco 1,176 (0.6%) 613 (0.3%) Spanish 94,422 (46.0%) 88,121 (43.0%) Others / no answer 1,402 (0.7%) 1,192 (0.6%)
Astounding incite. really.
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#270948 - 09/01/07 05:24 AM
Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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Anonymous
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Astounding incite. really.
I see English is not your mother tongue... unless you went to school with Moxie.
In any event, I said official not most widely spoken. But, according to my old school pal who's lived in Punta Gorda for the last 20 years, everybody speaks English in some form down there.
You ought to stick to bashing CX3. Your incite is astonishing there.
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#270950 - 09/01/07 10:38 AM
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Anonymous
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Bait... Riiiiiiiiight. Darth's from Arizona, near the Utah border, according to an IP check. But it really doesn't matter where he's from: he's a far more interesting alt than you.
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#270952 - 09/01/07 10:57 AM
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Anonymous
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The statement was factual. English is the official Language of Belize.
What you're having a hard time grasping is that it was an inside joke about Darth's alleged omniscience.
Now go play in traffic, lame alt. I'm going to get some Pizza.
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#270953 - 09/03/07 12:05 PM
Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/30/07
Posts: 86
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How did we go from a bootleg version of Gia to lessons in world language?
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#270954 - 09/04/07 12:18 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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So not me!!!!! LOLz!
I don't have a huge, fake rack and never will. I don't dress like Mystery from The Game. I'm not 25, I don't have a kid, and prefer my guys blond and kind of waspy.
Yes! I'm so in.
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